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Mary Erins Neighbor

The bitch from across the street that won’t stop laughing like a hog
god, that mary erins neighbor us so funny
by Mary Erins Neighbor November 30, 2020
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Cross Eyed Mary

Who would be a poor man
A beggar man, a thief
If he had a rich man in his hand?
And who would steal the candy
From a laughing baby's mouth
If he could take it from the money man?
Cross Eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Hey, cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along
She's a poor man's rich girl and she'll do it for a song
She's a rich man stealer but her favour's good and strong
She's the Robin Hood of highgate
Helps the poor man get along, hey
Laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, cross-eyed Mary
Oh Mary, oh, cross-eyed Mary
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 23, 2020
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Jules Marie Music

The instagram name of the amazing Jules Marie who is a multi-genre vocalist and songwriter. She writes songs that will make you want to both cry and drive around with the windows down on a summer day.
by kemperonfire January 11, 2023
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Sophie Mary French

the most genuine and loyal person ever.

she is sweet and caring.

she makes you so happy.

her smile is the most perfect smile in the world.

and she is perfect for someone who's name begins with M.
by shessoperfecticouldcry July 2, 2023
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Mari le cannibal

A lil small cannibal who finds blondes to be a delicacy. She believes she is avarage height (she ain't sorry to break it to you). Honestly shuch a keyboard warrior but don't let that catch you off guard she can be such a lil rebel IRL too, be warned,be aware and always stay vigilant.
Regardless of her nature tho she is a very wholesome being who is absolutely adorable she is so innocent the poor child can't spot a scam 😔.
Ps don't let her in the kitchen she will serve you burnt onions and burn the house down or smth

• Fun fact she is average height in Guatemala.
Y'all beware Mari le cannibal is approaching, don't wanna be her lunch
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Britt-Marie and gunnar

A famous swedish song. Some people will say its the national song but thats ”wap”. The song is about a couple but it starts with gunnar meeting the love of hes life brittmarie and see is so pretty but shes a vegetarian so gunnar gets crushed!! Then brittmarie has skorv but will gunnar leave or stay...

As you see its a banger made of the group the matildas.
-Omg did you just hum on britt-marie and gunnar!?!?!?
- yeah do you know that song?
- WHO DOSENT ITS THE BEST!
- Lets be best freinds!

as you can see it brings together people also its just fabolous
by lunisen December 3, 2021
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mary poppins

Usually a white woman who for some reason cannot resist black men no matter how unnattractive they are. They still hang around all their black children though. A Mary Poppins a wigger and will do white stuff like take her kids to soccer practice and stuff. But she still loves black men.
"Mariah Carey is a Mary Poppins"

"No she aint she half of one..."
by KnowerOfAll December 18, 2005
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