moon gooning

gooning at night while a priest blesses your gooning session, making your session blissful and divine

person 1: dude, my moon gooning session last night was so perfect!!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!

by the moon gooning champion December 16, 2023

The Moon

Victoria Nimblett

Hey! Did you see The Moon tonight

by gorba lorba December 16, 2023

Moon Gooning

gooning with your indian tribe leader in the night with your elk skull and buffalo blood (preferably on a stump) and if you do it well enough you will revive the phoenix but if you fail a session the 8 legged chinese man will come for you

im about to go moon gooning with the boys wanna come with?

by 8leggedchineseman December 17, 2023

Half moon swoop

A sex position in which the female, or bottom, is in a back bend position, while the man, or top, is on arial silks with and erect penis. He then swoops back and forth as he inserts his dick in the vagina or anus til climax.

The half moon swoop should never be attempted!

by That bottom bitch October 17, 2019

moon crack

A term used to describe synthetic marijuana such as K2, Wicked X, XXX, or any other form of ‘legal weed’.

Guy 1: Yo, that Moon Crack we smoked has me mad paranoid. We should get out of here.
Guy 2: Don’t worry about it, man. The high is only gonna last another 20 minutes.
Guy 1: *Punches Guy 2 in the face for no apparent reason*

by drumstixxx666 October 24, 2019

to the moon

a term used when you have alot of bitcoin.

person 1: my friend has so much bitcoin that he went to the moon!
person 2: when is he coming back?
person 1:its a term used when you have alot of bitcoin.
person 2: ohhhhhhh... now i get it!

by zazazzzazaazazaza November 8, 2020

moon

the thing in the sky that can be seen in the night and the day it is also made out of cheese

"hey wallace want some cheese" asked john
"yes john of course i want cheese lets go to the moon!" said wallace

by emerald king November 16, 2020