monthly messenger

Some people call it a period. Nobody calls it a friend.

Angeline was ecstatic when she received her monthly messenger for she would use this to stay home from school and guilt her parents into buying her something that she did not need. Her boyfriend, Angelo, was not pleased as Angeline did not give into oral pleasure our of guilt when her monthly messenger presented. She was in charge!

by von groovy August 4, 2024

RAGGY MESS

i LIKE RAGGY MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i LIKE RAGGY MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by RAGGY MESS October 4, 2023

laionel messer

how american commentators say Lionel Messi when they dont know who he is

"then ther goes laionel messer with a touchdo- i-i mean a goal.

by ticket995light October 28, 2023

The Message

When a movie or TV show is pushing a woke agenda and it lectures and talks down to its audience.

I wonder why Disney is obsessed with promoting "The Message" in their movies.

by Mr. Autistic December 13, 2023

Lionel Messi

fraud

example:
1) Lionel Messi robbing ballon dors
2) Lionel Messi winning the world cup
3) Lionel Messi stealing ishowspeeds pp

by grayhairyballs December 19, 2023

Nigga Messi

Messi portrayed as a black footballer even tough hes white wich makes him a nigger.

Why is Nigga Messi at my door with his cock swinging out?!

by ASDFADFDFDFS January 11, 2024

girl mess

the mess you might find on a girls floor, desk etc
could be a variety of things like random underwear, bows, old cereal, mascara, hairbrush, literally just random cute girl stuff in a mess
no matter what it is it's cute cuz it's a girls

me: ugh i love girl mess
poop: wdym it's a pile of old makeup wipes
me: that's exactly what i mean bro it's cute

by nocluebruc January 31, 2024