Crazy cat lady

A crazy cat lady can be a woman who owns more cats than municipal code allows. However, an oft-unheard of definition of 'crazy cat lady' is the very inverse of the original: a man who claims women are crazy cat ladies as a defense mechanism when in reality he himself owns more cats than municipal code allows, but hides this fact from friends, family, and co-workers in order to avoid the stereotypical norms that those who own multiple cats are solitary, human females. As a result, while 'lady' often denotes a female human, in this case it represents a closeted male 'cat-lover'. Signs someone is such a closeted, male, cat-lover include calling other humans in their lives 'cat ladies', 'crazy cat ladies', and using obtuse logic to prove others fit this mold - when in fact, it is the person calling out cat lovers, who loves cats most of all and is in fact a 'crazy cat lady'.
Human one: You're a crazy cat lady!

Human two: Since you are calling ME a crazy cat lady, I can deduce that in fact it is YOU who are a crazy cat lady - despite the fact that your are male. It is okay, crazy cat lady/man, I accept you.
by crazycatlady1109 August 01, 2018
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Lady Gaga Eyelashed

A term used to define the leaving of one solitary eyelash on a pillow to mark your territory after pulling a trick.
"I woke up this morning and she had Lady Gaga Eyelashed my pillow...it was a great night"
by CWildish February 04, 2010
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old cat lady

elderly people that molest underage neighbors after a rousing game of golf trivia
The Old Cat Lady molested a kid after golf trivia
by Ja'Quizzle May 15, 2006
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''Tis ma lady

Basically means "this is my lady". It's commonly used in old movies.
''Tis ma lady Katherine
by catkitty April 24, 2017
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Crazy Frog Lady

Similar to the crazy cat lady, the crazy frog lady is obsessed with the amphibian genera. This obsession is to the point that it negatively impacts all other parts of the persons life, be it friendships, relationships or work. The crazy frog lady would put frog life above human life if she had the choice.
'Oh shit man, have you seen the crazy frog lady, what does she look like?'

'Yeah bro, shes the weird looking one with the frog hat and holding the frog'
by TeddyGe May 23, 2021
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Small tit lady

the female worker next to you. most likely a karen relative or just karen.
(guy) Hey Small tit lady
(lady) the fuck
by im black as hell October 06, 2019
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Sir Lady Pleaser

The most epic name for a penis that you will ever hear
Does Sir Lady Pleaser want to come out and play?
by hahafunnyfunny September 02, 2010
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