january 18th 

Eat pussy day !! (use this wisely ladies)

Emma: do you know what day it is?
Simon: january 18th ?
Emma: no you bafoon.. its eat pussy day !!
Simon: oh well !! i better eat your pussy then

january 18th by mighty hawk January 18, 2024

January 23 

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day! Show her you really care and love her!

Steve: here Jenna, a hoodie

Jenna: oh thanks! but why?

Steve: well it’s january 23rd!

Jenna: ohhh!

*both happy*

January 23 by yesgirlypop January 22, 2024

January 22nd 

Nom a Damien day

“I can’t wait for January 22nd, i’ve been waiting to nom a damien!”

January 22nd by namerofthings January 22, 2024

january 27 

the day you gotta give your girl cuddles and kisses and whatever they want

it’s January 27
oh i needa treat my girl

january 27 by ihaveapig January 23, 2024

January 25th 

January 25th is national CRUSH day.
rain down comically large boulders onto civilians, crush them.

“January 25th is national crush day! That means I get to CRUSH you.”

January 25th by The lord of skungs January 25, 2024

january 28th 

PLEASE HANG OUT WITH ME DYLANN PLEASE IM SOOO LONELY

me- hello dylann do you wanna hang out on january 28th
dylann- peanut butter jelly michael cera

january 28th by johannesjondes January 25, 2024

january 27 

buy your friend an egg sandwich day 🤗

january 27 is buy your friend an egg sandwich day

january 27 by blwghhh January 27, 2024