january 2

the day to love your gf. give them your hoodie, hug them, and hold their hand, show affection

Guy 1 - give ur gf ur hoodie

Guy 2 - why

Guy 1- cuz its january 2
Guy 2- ok

by idk02010 November 29, 2023

January 17th'd

To get beaten in a fight
context this is The day where bodies hit the floor and Ewan is defeated by Daniel

Nahhh jit got January 17th'd in 3.14 seconds

by Starwarsfan2090 December 5, 2023

January 7

anyone born on january 7 is the coolest mf alive. they also have to date someone born on september 8.

even though their grades suck everyone loves them and they are super hot

person 1: Did you see Josh today?
person 2: yeah he was so cool
person 1: he also gets to date that one baddie born on sep 8
person 2: oh yeah hes so lucky i wish i was as cool as him
person 1: I wish I was born on January 7

by professional racist123 December 5, 2023

4 January

The person who was born on this day is my Husband, and he is a very nerdy nerd.

He sucks balls, and he is very mean to his wife :,(

Wow you are so rude, and you suck balls. You must be born on the 4 January.

by Ashdemos December 16, 2023

january 28th, 2014

the day spongebob becomes aluminum can

demarcussy: ITS COMING ! january 28th, 2014!
demarcus: fuck you

by demarcus1 August 4, 2023

16th January

if you were born in this here you are pretty much very cool and swag :)

xx: you are so cool
you: ik i was born in 16th january

by iloveeehottmoms November 22, 2021

January 18th

The best people are born on the 18th of January especially the kind and loving ones who are the most slept on

Makayla was born on January 18th

by Yah2018 November 22, 2021