Ass Smear

The residue left behind, after sitting one's ass on a toilet seat... It is usually composed of body sweat, pubic hairs or other body secretions.

"Gross! Somebody left a slippery, Ass Smear in the women's bathroom toilet seat, again."

by BeanTownBeanery September 8, 2013

Froged in the ass

To get the high ground on someone in a video game or any sort of game but they turn out to be way better than you and they then proceed to beat/kill you.

Froged in the ass:
Dude, I was playing FortNite Battle Royal and I was in the last 5 alive and some guy totally froged me in the ass and I lost.

by RackyRollie December 7, 2017

Fuck An Ass

A Synonym for damnit, shit, or any word expressing dissatisfaction or disappointment

C’mon man you really smashed my chick? Fuck an ass

by Tittytoucherthomas April 4, 2021

im ass

bad at something

Bob : wanna play league?
Lucas : nah im ass

by sugoma sugoma sugoma July 11, 2021

fresh ass

new girlfriend or significant other.

Yo did u see Tyrell? He got him some fresh ass!

by b1gg3r February 28, 2018

Elder Ass

1. When a person doesn’t want to do shit and he doesn’t feel like working out, doing sports, or anything healthy

2. A guy who can’t progress anything cause he doesn’t want to (someone who doesn’t want to change there bad habits or bad strategies)

1. Derk: Bro today I don’t feel like working out

Brian: You haven’t worked out for like 2 weeks your an elder ass

2. Percy: You gotta change this drake cause you keep failing on your work

Drake: Nahh it’s all good I got it all under control

Percy: STFU u say that shit cause your an elder ass

by HonduranBang August 17, 2022

ass cram

When you've been really bad in the holiday season and your ass randomly gets crammed. Not to be confused with folklore.

I was disappointed in my Christmas presents, so I got ass cram.

I asked for a side of cranberry, but instead I got a fistful of ass cram.

by Yuckfinn March 20, 2016