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Dark Fruits Dan

nickname for Strongbow drinkers, most commonly for the 'Dark Fruits' flavour. These individuals are massive lightweights and tend to drive Corsas. They are also keen pedophiles and spend most their spare time in children's parks
oi oi you almost spilled my strongbow on these here kids!

get out of the park you dark fruits dan!
by Stickydragon March 22, 2022
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Dark Secret

Dark Secrets,le prix du sang. A crime novel of the french author Alexandre Schoedler.
Describing an elusiv criminal wich shadow is lurking upon several cities like New York,Los Angeles,Las Vegas and french riviera cities in France like Cannes(you know,the film festival XO) Nice and Monaco.
A action thriller full of crazy things, like sadistic yakuzas,a woman with several identities,a pervert cop,gambling scenes in stylish palaces in Monte Carlo (my God,so chiiiic)and weird trips like the taxi driver escape or the ambulance kidnapping with a crazy nurse,or the pool jump from a hotel roof! Some killers also of the russian mob and so on. Just a mad novel wich is in the climax of Pulp Fiction and so.
Its only a rumor, no one believe he exists, an urban legend...But some say they worked for him... Dias !
Dark Secrets
by Wikidark February 4, 2017
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Dark

No motherfucker I'm swinging around in the dark and each and every one of you motherfuckers got your hand on a light switch. Remember "guilt by association"? "Spray and pray"? I knew this was a possibility but instead of turning the light on so I can find the motherfucker I'm looking for you want to sit and bitch about getting hit.
Hym "I don't give a fuck what I did. That's the problem here. You can't get over what I did and you're never going to convince me that I'm wrong. Because I'm not. It's literally impossible for you to do what you're trying to do and what I'M trying to do is only impossible if literally ALL OF YOU are beyond reason. You can either turn on the red light or allow me to continue stumble around in the dark until somebody gets hurt OR we can all just keep talking shit. My social skills are so far beyond the actual problem here and for any of you to pretend that my social interactions consist of anything other than people trying to control my behavior or that any actual dialogue occurs when you know exactly what you're doing to me shows that how disingenuous you all are. You don't get to do whatever you want to me and I do get to say whatever I want. If you're not going to agreed to the rules than there is no reason to follow them."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2023
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The Dark Days

The first rebellion in The Hunger Games, in which jabberjays were used to spy on the districts.
We saw many horrors during the Dark Days of Panem.
by a dumb donkey May 24, 2021
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dark sunrise

Waking up on the wrong side of the bed with two african american male escorts with little money for patronage.
John seems of Saturday he must’ve had a dark sunrise this morning, hes broke.
by nebjeb February 6, 2018
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Dark City

It is the city of Darkness where Dark People live. It was built by the one and only Leonard Darkness who wanted to help Dark People get a home. The city is not yet so popular (This was made in the year 2019 the second of February.)
ALL HAIL L. DARKNESS! HE BUILT OUR HOME! HE BUILT DARK CITY!
by Leonard Darkness February 3, 2019
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