New York Shower

Walking/standing in the streets of NYC and having water from the back of ACs from floors above you that aren't properly draining drip onto you, leaving you confused, angry, and slightly disgusted.

"I was waiting for my chop cheese outside the bodega cause it got mad crowded and the whole time that bitch neighbor's AC was giving me and my girl a New York Shower. Mad disgusting."

Non-resident: What the fuck--it's not raining. Where's this water coming from?

New Yorker: You just got a New York Shower, kid.

by hustletoast September 20, 2021

I shit in the shower

An upstanding member of the community who greatly contributes to the workforce and touches grass

"Hey bro have you heard of I shit in the shower?"

"yeah man he has a job and contributes to society"

by bruhmoment12 July 16, 2021

Western Dry Shower

When one man or woman uses deodorant to rid himself of smells and mask his odour.

oi baz your a bit smelly you mut!
don't worry mate i will have a Western Dry Shower!

by RagingSOVI3T January 29, 2012

kansas city shower

the girl masturbates, guy does the same standing over her - all the while planning to unload on her face.

we were messing around in my room, i asked her is if she's ever been to kansas city. she then asked me what the hell kansas city has to do with uncorking on her grill - i'm not sure.

by wmcgee August 11, 2003

Gold Ruby Shower

Similar to a golden shower with the addition that the person performing it has a severe urinary tract infection, resulting in droplets of blood accompanying the urine.

That bitch was so full of STD's, she gave me a gold ruby shower

by VenezuelanFarRight January 11, 2017

greco-roman shower

when you fuck a girl in the ass and vomit on her back

i ate a cheeseburger burrito and accidentally gave her an greco-roman shower.

by tayintheway January 16, 2011

horse piss shower

Taking a shower where the water temperature is luke warm or tepid. Caused by heavy demand of water heater's supply of hot water through heavy hot water use--other people taking showers or baths, laundry or dishwasher, etc. The temperature of the water is far from invigorating or comfortable. The water is barely warm, just like horse piss.

Hal: Are you expecting alot of company for Thanksgiving vacation?

Frank: Yes, my son, his college roommate, my in-laws, aunt, uncle and cousins will all be at my house. I'll have to make sure I'm the first one in the shower, otherwise I'll have to take a horse piss shower.

by Graycat April 5, 2009