How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

HOW WAS THE SHOW?!

The best way to save oneself from getting called short.

Fan: Oh my gawd I'm taller than-

Rapper: "HOW WAS THE SHOW?!"

by chadzillacheetoface August 15, 2024

how it taste

To say when someone is dick ride riding basically asking when someone has the person who they are dick/pussy in their mouth

Person 1: LeBron is the best player in nba history he could beat anyone
Person 2: How it taste

by cmlikejaden May 30, 2024

How far

How far means,
The distance you are willing to go.
Determination you have.
Will we make it,
to the end my friend.

How far till you stop?

by King Zero owner of da Universe October 21, 2023

That's how hands get thrown

Slang for starting a fight with a controversial opinion or provocative actions

They better change the price of the hot dog at Costco, that's how hands get thrown.

by Captain Motorcycle July 10, 2022

how to write a thesis

1. Be debatable
2. Have the obvious meaning
3. Add the deeper meaning using the word "showing"

how to write a thesis: I smashed yo fatass mom and it lowkey felt good showing how size doesn't matter

by kegner; vaerj bker February 12, 2025

How is that in the dictionary?

A phrase usually used when people see a word or phrase that definitely shouldn't be in the dictionary, but is.

Alex: Did you know that "sexathon" is a word according to the Urban Dictionary?
Robert: How is that in the dictionary?

by manoftheweirdwords January 30, 2024