A suddenly swift and severe cramping pain in your testicles that wraps around your penis and radiates toward your anal crack.
Son: AAHH! Mom! My penis really hurts! It's like a cramp and I can feel it in my butt!
Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.
Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.
by OhMyGoddessXoXo October 11, 2015
Get the Testicular Gasmug. Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.
Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".
by QuacksO February 1, 2024
Get the gas-discharge lightmug. by Pack000001 May 12, 2025
Get the Gas Fire Flamesmug. by SoSaysSarah May 25, 2009
Get the Zome Gamug. This is a word that can be used in many ways. Be flexible with it and have fun. It’s commonly related to the action gaslighting but with a little spice.
by Gastitisaword December 8, 2020
Get the gas titmug. 
