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Facebook nob 

Closely related to the Facebook snob, the Facebook nob is known for:

- Adding you as a friend even though they barely remember you--and you certainly don't remember them.
- Using only the most annoying applications to communicate with you, such as sending you an animated monkey butt spanker.
- Using their status as an emo mood ring.
"Hey, so I accepted an invite from a classmate even though I didn't know who he was. His status is '...is lost without you', and he just poked me with a bouquet of poisonous mushrooms."

"Awww, no way, that guy is a total Facebook nob!"
Facebook nob by Seth Livingston January 27, 2009

Facebook Attack 

When someone hacks a facebook account with the purpose of messaging the friends of facebook holder with SPAM and/or massively altering interests and about me page to make holder look like a complete duche.
Friend:Hey Tony, are you sure your favorite movies are High School Musical 3 and Heathers? I think you've been facebook attacked...

Tony: Shit!
Facebook Attack by pseudo-suede February 25, 2009

Facebook Whore 

One who possesses a chronic "liking" and "commenting" disorder.
That James kid is such a facebook whore, i had 10 notifications because of him!

Facebook Purgatory 

The area in facebook you let people who added you as a friend remain because you neither want to confirm nor ignore them.
My boss added me as a friend on facebook but I have him in facebook purgatory because if I friend him he'll be up my ass and if I ignore him, he'll fire me.

Sheila's in facebook purgatory because I don't want to piss her off until after she gives me the $20 she owes me.
Facebook Purgatory by sole sista February 10, 2010

Facebook Ethics 

Facebook Ethics involves the practice of lying to people to obtain their personal information for your own private agendas. This is increasingly shown in the social networking world, popularized by Facebook.

May use the following tactics:
- bait-and-switch, promising something nice but doing something else.
- web buzzwords that have no meaning but sound cool because they're buzzwords.
- bandwagoning, because everyone is on Facebook.
- enraging you every time a change is made but keeping you coming back through its allure. see bait-and-switch again.

All these tactics allow the Facebook-ethical actor to gain control of the masses and continue without much resistance; they can then run off the idea that it is ethical by someone's standards.
Person 1: I'm going to sell this mailing list to a third party!
Person 2: But that's not ethical.
Person 1: Yes it is, it's Facebook Ethics!

facebook user

A loser that has no life that spreads hate and lies about some one a internet blogin cunt fag or bitch that dont have anything else better to do then make up wierdo shit and post pathetic hatin losers no life low life pices of shit
That loser facebook user is gossiping once again they should kill them self how pathetic