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Double Dutch Rusty Rudder

A unique and tasty spin on rusty trombone, the double dutch rusty rudder has officially happened once a girl eats your asshole while simultaneously giving you a reach around. However, your hand is on her arm guiding the pace of the HJ. Personally, I like getting double dutch rusty rudders while listening to Santana's Oye Como Va. The whole experience is very hispanic for me. Mostly because I like to eat churros while I receive them.
The last time Lonny Baxter received a proper Double Dutch Rusty Rudder, he was watching Perfect Strangers picturing Balky behind him.

Fucking Dutch

Adjective used to describe something extremely positive (1) or negative (2).
1. This food is sooo fucking dutch, I'm nutting.

2. That fucking dutch cunt just threw a damn bread stick at me!
Fucking Dutch by itsjacksond00d December 18, 2009

Braided Dutch Assist 

When two men lock their adjoining arms and harmoniously move up and down to perform the act of masturbation for the other. Their hands are on their own penis. A distant cousin to the dutch rudder.
Dick and Johan were bored in the office and decided to try the 'ol trusty Braided Dutch Assist, or BDA.
Braided Dutch Assist by CaptainJack19 September 29, 2011

suicide dutch oven 

when you dutch oven someone but dont force them to smell it.
to do a suicide dutch oven you fart under blankets then turn a light on and to avoid the light they will go under the blankets and be dutch ovened.

Flying Dutch Oven 

Having your blanket at a super man cape position, Fart in your cape and swooping your blanket and covering your closest victim to be forced in a slightly altered version of a Dutch oven.

A Dutch oven that is mobile.
I snuck her with a flying Dutch oven from a distance.

put my french bread in your dutch oven 

Having oral sex.