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Dutch Train

That feeling when you suddenly remember about a completely inappropriate sexual advance in the workplace
Sam I just thought I'd mention that I'd completely forgotten about that

Oh thanks Joe I'd also completely forgotten about that. What a Dutch train!
by JonWilson November 7, 2019
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Dutch Oven Staub

When you discreetly fluff a fart or toot under the blankets then unfurl it into your partners face. Upon impact you stab (or Staub) her in eye with your dick. This can only be accomplished with a raging boner.
She would have kissed me good night if not for the Dutch Oven Staub I unleashed.
by ContestPhenom November 9, 2019
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Dutch Rum

Dutch is a closeted homosexual who dresses like an E-Boy. He cannot keep a girl for more than 5 seconds. And airdrops micro penis pics
Are those two males making out the must be Dutch Rum’s
by IsaacGilespieeeee November 13, 2019
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dutch oven knobber

Eat a good Mexican meal, the hotter the better. That night when your woman has the covers over her body and is giving you a blow job. Fart and grab the covers to put over her head. See how long you can hold her under.
Last night I gave my ol lady a 10 second Dutch Oven Knobber
by MultiStateUpperdecker March 20, 2019
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double dutch

A wiggly dance created by Sal Vulanco on Impractical Jokers, the tv show. This talent got him the win.
lets all do the double dutch!
watch my moves! **proceeds to do the double dutch**
by daso42o March 25, 2019
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Dutch hotbox

When you fart when driving a vehicle with passengers and pre-emptively lock the windows and doors forcing your passengers/victims to choke on your fart.
Have my girl and her friend a lift home from training and I totally Dutch hotboxed them after my double protein shake.
by Stoned dog guy April 2, 2019
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Dutch

Normally a last name, belongs to absolute dickheads who just want to shank girls and who are super involved in masturbating, gossip, butts and boobs.
'Dutch is such boy... he is great at getting the g spot...'
by OldHankyBoy April 11, 2019
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