Usually when there are problems in the friendship and one doesn’t think it’ll last.
If the relationship was strong the person being dumped will go through a lot of mental pain.
If the relationship was strong the person being dumped will go through a lot of mental pain.
Friend 1: “I feel like we are heading in different paths, our friendship won’t last in the long run.”
Friend 2: “Are you serious? Everything I’ve done for you. Where could’ve it gone wrong. I can’t believe you just friend dumped me.
Friend 2: “Are you serious? Everything I’ve done for you. Where could’ve it gone wrong. I can’t believe you just friend dumped me.
by Crumpets February 21, 2022
Get the Friend dumpedmug. by CR_Chicks May 6, 2022
Get the Road dumpmug. The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019
Get the Dump n jumpmug. Used car salesman: I see you like the 2 toned truck..
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow
Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow
Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!
by ouououo March 9, 2021
Get the 2 toned dumpmug. It is the seminal fluid that comes out of her (or his) anus while taking a dump after the man blew his load from anal sex.
by M J Rottencrotch September 11, 2020
Get the Albino Dumpmug. n. Phrase used to describe dropping a seriously large amount of money, dough, on any given purchase at any given time. Can also be used as an adjective, when saying you are Dough-Dump'ing'- In the process of dropping an Ass-load of money on any purchase.
Hey Jerry! My dough dump at the whorehouse turned out to be very profitable in my soul and in my bedroom!
Jay-Z's charity contributions ain't got shit on the dough I be dumpin' on the AIDS research foundation!
Jay-Z's charity contributions ain't got shit on the dough I be dumpin' on the AIDS research foundation!
by Grammar_Freak_17 April 12, 2008
Get the Dough Dumpmug. 