The Irish Door Knocker

The act of pulling your pants down, letting your balls hang and slapping them back and forth repeatedly hitting each leg.

Steve and I were hanging out the other day and then he decided to whip out The Irish Door Knocker, fuckin' weirdo.

by somethingstupid March 15, 2010

door

Dumb,lame or stupid.

That movie was really door!!

by Bestg April 28, 2008

Irish Door

the, often times, brick wall that appears to be the door next to it while under the influence.

McGarrity: Jaysus what happened to your head Malachy?
O'Riley: Oh, he tried walking through the irish door downstairs.

by finely28 December 11, 2009

Revolving Door

Someone who really doesn't have a sexual preference

Mary:Have you asked out Tom yet?

Jack:He said his door didn't swing that way.

Luis:I'm up for it Jack.

Mary:Luis, you are such a revolving door.

by Tim and Joe April 5, 2009

Irish Door

A drunk person's butthole.

Guy: God, that chick is drunk!
Creeper: See if you can get her in her irish door.

by OrdinaryFreak101 December 11, 2011

doorstep cobbler

A worthless talentless individual, bereft of taste and style; most probably hanging out for a crack at the younget member of the household.

I shouldnt go near them, they look like a doorstep cobbler.

by peter james woods July 20, 2009

doorside mike

A fucking fag

Doorside Mike was SO gay!... HOW GAY WAS HE?! He was so gay that even Los Angeles rejected him.

by Doorside Mike March 11, 2016