1. Noun
-A girl/woman who is falsely kind, yet is secretly a total bitch. Someone who you are probably obligated in some way to maintain a friendly relationship with but actually despise.
2. Verb
-To lock a cunt in a closet.
-A girl/woman who is falsely kind, yet is secretly a total bitch. Someone who you are probably obligated in some way to maintain a friendly relationship with but actually despise.
2. Verb
-To lock a cunt in a closet.
1. That girl I work with is a total closet cunt. She likes to act friendly but does things to make my life hell.
2. I found a cunt and locked that bitch in a closet.
2. I found a cunt and locked that bitch in a closet.
by mother.goose July 10, 2010
Term used for a freshman girl or younger whose vagina has been on more wieners than Heinz ketchup. Their goal is to have an STD and baby by the end of their freshman year.
See: skank
See: skank
by The cocksman November 27, 2014
A term which is used in a number of situations, might be used as a compliment or derogatory term, could also be used off as a casual descriptor of personage.
a. Dude, stop being such a spud cunt!
b. He totally just jizzed all over her face! What an awesome spud cunt!
c. Give us a hand, spud cunt.
b. He totally just jizzed all over her face! What an awesome spud cunt!
c. Give us a hand, spud cunt.
by Popcorn Play3r November 06, 2011
Went to this party last night and man was i the cunt whacker... (Positive)
Hey fuck you, you and your family are a bunch of cunt whackers. (Negative)
Yeah man you stupid cunt whacker.(to mates)
Hey fuck you, you and your family are a bunch of cunt whackers. (Negative)
Yeah man you stupid cunt whacker.(to mates)
by D4 January 06, 2004
"So when I went to go down on her, I saw these giant pussy lips. I swear, this bitch had the worst case of dumb-cunt I've ever seen!"
Judy was self-conscious to be seen naked with the lights on, for she knew Frank would be repulsed by her enormous dumbo-cunt.
Judy was self-conscious to be seen naked with the lights on, for she knew Frank would be repulsed by her enormous dumbo-cunt.
by The Angry Penguin February 03, 2009
Cunt relish is when you're eating out a girl with long, bushy pubes, and said pubes become wet and crunchy with vaginal juices, just like relish.
by manthonyS December 01, 2010
One who has sex with his/her ex's best friend a week after the break up.
Dakota's favorite word.
A random word to describe someone being an asshole.
Dakota's favorite word.
A random word to describe someone being an asshole.
by Shenanigans817 January 16, 2009