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Chris Brown 

Woman Beater (:
and you cant deny he isnt
me: Have you seen Chris brown lately?
Person: Yeah thats why i have a black eye
Chris Brown by RGYHUJDSYF UGUIG March 10, 2009

chris brown 

a form of clothing. more formally known as a tank top, these articles of clothing are also made reference to the ones rednecks wear, hence getting the name wife beaters.

now that it has been shown that chris brown beats women, we are forced to conclude that a chris brown is the same thing as a wife beater.

guy 1: "whatcha wearing"

guy 2: "guess"

guy 1: "I dunno, a wife beater?"

guy 2: "no, a chris brown"
chris brown by babygus February 10, 2009

Chris Brown 

"Man, I gotta Chris Brown that nigga for trying to steal my girlfriend"
Chris Brown by joeyk-town April 17, 2009

chris brown 

A wannabe Hilary Duff like singer that is black and sing songs such as Run-It that appeals basically to 14 year old girls and 50 year old men that like these 14 years old girls.
Teenybopper: OMG!! Chris Brown is like so sexy and he is sooo talented... OMG I wanna marry him!!!
Normal 35 year old: Get a life and listen to Hilary Duff/Hannah Montana.
chris brown by Lil Duff 2008 June 21, 2008

Chris Brown dat ho!

The act of showing a bitch who's boss. Specifically, donkey punching yo bitch in the eye several times enough that her picture appears in the media and she clearly understands who's boss and forgives you.
Girl yells at her man and friend says:

"You need to Chris Brown dat ho!"

Chris Lowell 

Sexy motherfucka actor whose toned body rivals that of a grecian god and whose vocal chords form notes that are a thing of unrivaled beauty.
Did you see Chris Lowell on Private Practice last night?
Chris Lowell by amandab September 28, 2007