Candi

the most giving and kind person in the entire world to ever exist. also a very sexy hot mysterious quiet and shy.

candi is so mysterious and sexy

by shitivegotchlamydia4534 November 23, 2021

Candy

Something that is easily accessible and considered plentiful and/or a great deal.

“Oh dude, check out this Jeffrey Dahmer Kush for only $30… That’s fucking candy.”

by HazyHaydn September 25, 2022

Cotton Candy

A technique of fingering. Sticking one's fingers in a vagina and swirling it around. The swirling motion is meant to be similar to that of making cotton candy. When you make cotton candy, you put a stick in the machine and swirl it around, collecting all the melted sugar and forming cotton candy. The finger in the vagina swirls around like that stick. It isn't trying to collect any cotton candy, so don't get the wrong idea.

Talking about a hot guy:
"He's so fine, he could cotton candy me any day!"

by huntycuntress February 8, 2024

Cotten Candy Clouds

A metaphor for sleeping.

“I’m about to head off to the cotten candy clouds.”

by WalterHartwellWhiteStan June 29, 2022

closet candy crusher

One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.

Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."

Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"

Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."

by the mysterious j September 7, 2013

Candy dreams

In reference to the consumption of edibles, and by that the effect from it. The euphoria of high and bliss a state of perfection all from a peach ring ;) more of how sweet it is to be high off of an edible.

I took an edible and now I’m having candy dreams.

by furgzfaze November 4, 2021

AI-candy

Too hot to be human.

That’s AI-candy, it can’t be real.

by Hikerheather October 29, 2025