the most giving and kind person in the entire world to ever exist. also a very sexy hot mysterious quiet and shy.
candi is so mysterious and sexy
by shitivegotchlamydia4534 November 23, 2021
Get the Candimug. by HazyHaydn September 25, 2022
Get the Candymug. A technique of fingering. Sticking one's fingers in a vagina and swirling it around. The swirling motion is meant to be similar to that of making cotton candy. When you make cotton candy, you put a stick in the machine and swirl it around, collecting all the melted sugar and forming cotton candy. The finger in the vagina swirls around like that stick. It isn't trying to collect any cotton candy, so don't get the wrong idea.
by huntycuntress February 8, 2024
Get the Cotton Candymug. by WalterHartwellWhiteStan June 29, 2022
Get the Cotten Candy Cloudsmug. One who secretly smokes methamphetamine out of hookers buttholes using a special ass bong device. It is like a normal bong except that the bottom is open, allowing the water chamber to be the rectum of said hooker.
Bro: "Yo man I heard Randy is a closet candy crusher. Dude smokes ice out of skank booty."
Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"
Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
Bro2: "Damn, I knew I shouldn't have let him borrow my assbong. Oh well YOLO!"
Bro: "Nasty mang, you probably got mouth herpes now."
by the mysterious j September 7, 2013
Get the closet candy crushermug. In reference to the consumption of edibles, and by that the effect from it. The euphoria of high and bliss a state of perfection all from a peach ring ;) more of how sweet it is to be high off of an edible.
by furgzfaze November 4, 2021
Get the Candy dreamsmug. 