watering can 

A can that is regularly used to water plants used in a way to mix drinks.

Next time I come over, I'll make the world famous watering can shots.
Fill up the watering can so we can partake in some hardcore watercanning

watering can by Matt n DBone September 29, 2010

Pringle Can 

Euphemism when a guy gets a boner and it feels as though there is a "pringle can" between you.

Stacy felt Josh get a pringle can when they were grinding and knew she was doing it right.

Pringle Can by Lolcatzzzzzzzzzzzz November 27, 2011

You can't fall off

A common Richmond, Yorkshire phrase/idiom, it's roots untraceable, and used synonymously and most likely misheard in place of 'you can't fault that'.

'Those headphones are cheap, you can't fall off'

You can't fall off by rreadysetno October 3, 2013

I Can't Pick Usernames 

I Can't Pick Usernames is a popular website, formed on the blogging platform, Tumblr. It is comprised of various humor-based memes, text posts, videos and GIFs.

"Jim, have are you following I Can't Pick Usernames?"
"You know it, my man!"

I Can't Pick Usernames by Finn96 November 9, 2014

closed can of peaches 

(Noun) Calling someone a virgin; referring to someone's virginity (mostly referring to a girl's virginity)

Cara: Gosh I'm so horny right now. I really need a fuckbuddy.

Me:Hun, you're a closed can of peaches. You can survive without dick.

closed can of peaches by PrattyBratty May 2, 2016

We can't just make someone else's fish! 

(noun): A saying dating back to medieval Europe (apx 1100 C.E.). Originally meant to denote one fishmonger's unwillingness to copy his competitor's sign (and thus claim that he sold the same kind of fish), the saying has come to refer to any general unwillingness to copy someone else's work, specifically when requested to do so by a customer.

"I was wondering if you could make me some copies of this licensed product."
"Sorry but they own the rights to it. We can't just make someone else's fish!"

We can't just make someone else's fish! by enkidef February 27, 2017

Raid can 

When you’re pounding out your bitch, and she lays motionless, like a dead roach on a raid can.

Pacheco scooped up a dime piece from the bar, but got the raid can when he took her home.

Raid can by Chapeco May 28, 2018