Californiastan

The United Socialist States of Californiastan

The United Socialist States of Californiastan

by anonymous October 4, 2022

California dead

Brain dead. On life support for organ donations.

He’s not officially dead, he’s California dead. They’re pulling the plug after they harvest his organs.

by Maria Hudson October 15, 2022

California Virgin

someone who hasn’t done butt stuff

Kaitlyn is the biggest california virgin i’ve ever met

by ladykiller97 October 25, 2022

California Reschedule

When people (mainly from California, especially in the entertainment industry) set up a meeting with you, but they don't actually want to meet with you, so they keep rescheduling at the last minute until you go away so they can pretend they're not scum when you eventually give up after the 300th reschedule.

Guy 1: Aw shit I have to meet this guy that I scheduled a meeting with but I don't wanna! I'll just give him the California Reschedule until he fucks off!

Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place

Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!

by Captain Hypoc October 26, 2022

California

Slang for Hell, home to many demons.

what the California?!?

by Chickenpants93 October 26, 2022

California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022

catitoullie

a chef cat who is just as good as ratitoullie we promise

Look at how catitoullie cooks.

by Catatoullie December 5, 2022