by LittleKidLover101 March 22, 2019
Brandon knew he had a muffin top so he decided to leave his shirt on while making love.
Dude he did the the brandon
Dude he did the the brandon
by Gunnyrob April 06, 2023
A peculiar individual… perchance. A Brandon Chung is someone who has most certainly not been given the gift of knowledge but they are excellent gamers. Brandon Chung’s are typically mid level gamers, and are not horrible at any game they play, perchance.
J Cole: Ive been gifted with an extra chromosome
Drake: Thats crazy
J Cole: YOOO I JUST HIT A CLIP ON THIS GAME
Drake: Wow, you might be Brandon Chung!
Drake: Thats crazy
J Cole: YOOO I JUST HIT A CLIP ON THIS GAME
Drake: Wow, you might be Brandon Chung!
by NameDefiner3243 May 20, 2024
Doing a brandon comes down to one of 2 scenarios 1. being too soft to partake in anything which may raise your heart rate sightly. Or 2. Being a selfish lazy cunt that is unable to enjoy new things or the outdoors.
by Alibaba2k21 February 23, 2021
When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 20, 2024
When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 20, 2024
When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 20, 2024