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Andrew

Andrew:" jhkfgJHHGUJKHGKUJYIFGJKHVBJK" *dies*
Josh:"Hey you, urbandictionary user wanna join my cult?"
Josh:"i mean rachel's cult im second in command of my cult, ooooo a dead body yummy"
by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023
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Andrew

Andrew is one of the coolest nicest people out there he has an older sibling but carries himself with so much class you would think he is the eldest. cool person who can conversate with a kick it with has his group of friends he hangs out with but doesn't mind hanging out with others if they come across as cool people. hates overly loud obnoxious people and would rather play it cool.
Person 1) Andrew is a chill dude
Person 2) yea his the youngest

Person 1) no way i thought he was the oldest of his siblings the dude is really composed for his age
by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023
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Andrew Mcdermott

Mr 'The Academic Comeback is on'

Thinks he's naturally talented and is complacent with everything as a result. However, this claim is not true and the pussy whisperer Peter Park only told him this because his hormones were out of order when the two of them were shagging in Year 9.

Reality is: Andrew Mcdermott is painfully average, and is the most academically retarded person in the year. Takes the piss out of Srisht for the latter's dedication to his studies, but forgets the fact that he has a predicted top 8 of 48, whilst his parents have payed upwards of £70,000 for 5 years of boarding.

He's going to a private school anyway, so he will never learn his lesson and he will continue to possess the work ethic of a Mongolian whore and will be utterly pathetic in general for the rest of his life.
Andrew Mcdermott? Yes I know him. He's the one whose already on the Claimant Count.
by dapooseywhisperer May 9, 2023
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Andrew Downey

Massive fucking cock. soft to hard it's 6 to 24. all his friends have 10 millimeter defeaters, but he's got a dick so long it drags on the ground behind him. you don't wanna run up on Andrew Downey, he will choke you out with his long schlong and then consume you with his urethra. He baths in money and will not hesitate to legally buy you if the opportunity arises.
Josh, "I wish my skull was being crushed by Andrew Downey's urethra right now."
Bill, "Same bro."
by vag_slayer_69 May 11, 2023
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andrews mum

she had a boner
wow she had a massive boner that must be a andrews mum
by chewyfeet69 May 15, 2023
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Andrew

Andrew is basically an adult midget. He has stopped growing and is still waiting on his growth spurt. He is also intelligent when he feels like it but that's not very often. He also has an big penis.
Person :Omg Andrew is so weird
Friend: Yeah I know right he has a weird dick
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Andrew

He's smart as hell and he's not afraid to tell his opinion, which are usually compliable. He always messes with his teachers, but they cant help but love him. He has the ability to surround himself with the best of friends. Just call him whenever you need help because he'd be happy to help, just don't forget to repay him. He's always open to criticism, but only to come back to beat you at everything.
Tyrone: Do you know who came first in the test?
John: It was probably Andrew.
by Mr_Mainframe November 20, 2023
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