by andyrooooo March 29, 2017
Get the andrew blakemug. A complete shit-head that was born in Southern Florida in 1979 and now resides in Rockledge, Florida. His is a raging homosexual, a pig fucker and likes to jerk off in corners while watching animals make love.
He has been known to get bukakke'd on at pretty much any public event he attends, and is a damn fine swallower of man jizz. Along with being possibly the worst XBOX player imaginable, he prides himself at his skin flute playing skills.
He has been known to get bukakke'd on at pretty much any public event he attends, and is a damn fine swallower of man jizz. Along with being possibly the worst XBOX player imaginable, he prides himself at his skin flute playing skills.
I performed an Andrew Scott Williams today, I jerked off while a dog was taking a dump and blew my load in my own face.
by Suckamideek September 8, 2017
Get the andrew scott williamsmug. The head teacher of Hall School Wimbledon, the brother of Richmond Hammond, is the most excellent teacher and cares for everyone. He has great humour and a great personality. You are so lucky if you meet him or have him as a headteacher. He is strict when he wants to be but also knows when to be chilled and relaxed.
Person 1: Hey is that Andrew Hammond
Person 2: Yes, I think it is
Person 1: Let's say Hi, they look like a fantastic person
Person 2: Let us tell him that too.
Person 2: Yes, I think it is
Person 1: Let's say Hi, they look like a fantastic person
Person 2: Let us tell him that too.
by Loki_998 March 11, 2023
Get the Andrew Hammondmug. Andrew will make you cum so hard it will blast you into outer space. He has the biggest penis you will probably ever see in your life. In fact, it is so big it will probably turn you gay. You just can not resist him.
Girl 1: Andrew has the fattest dick.
Boy 1: Why would I care he is a guy and I am straight?
Girl 1: Well wait to you see it.
Andrew: *Pulls down his pants*
Boy 1: OH MY LORDE I WANT THAT IS MY ASS RIGHT NOW. THEN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH NEXT DADDY!
Girl 1: See! I told you!
Group: Starts having an orgy*
Boy 1: Why would I care he is a guy and I am straight?
Girl 1: Well wait to you see it.
Andrew: *Pulls down his pants*
Boy 1: OH MY LORDE I WANT THAT IS MY ASS RIGHT NOW. THEN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH NEXT DADDY!
Girl 1: See! I told you!
Group: Starts having an orgy*
by andrewisbetterthanyou June 15, 2022
Get the Andrewmug. by Hehshsb September 13, 2023
Get the Andrew Mooremug. An Andrew is like a combination of every single guy. While quite the ladies’ man, and possesses a charm that every girl wants, he would rather hang out with the boys on Saturdays playing NBA 2K than go looking for a girl. Andrew is very adaptable to any circumstance, and will put others ahead of himself. While he is very popular, he’s also very smart, something very rare. Not only does he possess these qualities, he’s also a great athlete. He often illustrates an exceptional ability to sense when others around him are worried or stressed, and will do whatever he can to lower the tension. You will almost never find him living in the middle of a city, he’s more of a suburb guy. Andrew rises to the task while facing pressure; he almost works better when under it. Andrew’s talents can be seen at times getting to his head, and starts to go a little overboard when this happens. When it does, he’ll apologize and admit to his mistakes. He’ll be the first and last one to make you feel good about yourself, and the first and last one to ask you what’s wrong. When someone is sad, it makes Andrew sad. He never wants to see anyone feel down. Guys, be friends with him. Ladies, don’t fall for him.
Girl: “Can’t wait to make my move on Andrew today!”
Other Girl: “No, I’m making my move on Andrew today!”
Guy: “LMAO, no you’re not. We’re playing 2K today.”
Other Girl: “No, I’m making my move on Andrew today!”
Guy: “LMAO, no you’re not. We’re playing 2K today.”
by C00LK1D29 November 26, 2019
Get the Andrewmug.