Alabama Steampot

When two obese individuals enter a diesel vehicle and perform what most people call coitus

After dinner last night Jimbob, and Tammy climbed into their neighbors diesel and made an Alabama Steampot

by Futzisnuts January 13, 2022

Alabama tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag rolling across a parking lot

Bro there's a fuckin Alabama tumbleweed out there

by Cucc1Mane March 25, 2021

Alabama hot-seat

When you poop through the sun roof of a vehicle with kids in the backseat(s).

Pranked my neighbor's family with an Alabama hot-seat just as they were leaving for soccer practice

by got games? August 23, 2022

Alabama

A piece of toast with an egg cooked inside a hole cut in the center of the bread.

Hey kid's want me to make some Alabama's for breakfast?

by Radiconyoung June 9, 2024

Alabama Gold Rush

When a non blonde has blond pubes, you have to pluck them out with your teeth.

Stacy has brown hair, don’t let that fool you, had to preform the Alabama Gold Rush to get rid of the blond pubes.

by Bobguyawesome December 1, 2022

alabama bonfire

A sexual position in which a ginger (the fire) is laying and grinding on a bunch of black men (the wood logs)

Guy1: “dude, Alice was in a Alabama bonfire last night”
Guy2:”How many logs?”

by Diajjv May 29, 2018

Alabama

Where you fuck your whole family at once

I just alabamad my mom

by Nemesis Frontier September 19, 2019