Guacamole taco

its when you take a shit on a girls chest and she smushes it together between her tits
can i have a guacamole taco?
sure! *shits on her chest*
by Bryan GM September 23, 2007
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taco pie

You take tacos and crackers and you mash them up with a hammer(claw hammer) You then add food coloring, all the food coloring, and it will be black. You eat them. Enjoy!
Enjoy those tacos now for in a hundred years they will be illegal.
by Mike Poppiti March 26, 2005
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get a taco

To quit doing whatever your doing and go eat something.

As said by "Winston Wolf" in "Pulp Fiction" after directing the clean up of brains from the car.
Fuck that, lets get a taco.
by hwinked January 18, 2004
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bearded taco

A flat out hairy snizz found on mostly fat red heads.
Ay! see that cum dumpster over der? She got the most heriest bearded taco out der
by Lakesha October 09, 2006
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Mexican taco

Sammy s sisters pussy looked like a mexican taco
by nuke mexico!!! September 09, 2010
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taco sprinter

a fast running mexican waiter. often severing up food, drinks, refills or running to show how fast you have to run to get across the border.
HOLY CRAP!!! Did you see that taco sprinter ?!?!? He was like a bullet.
by more salsa March 12, 2006
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taco rice

An Okinawan treat made for US Marines and Sailors consisting simply of white rice, taco meat, and shredded cheese. While simple enough, repeated attempts to recreate it stateside have failed. Whether its some crazy Asian spice or good old fashioned street crack, SOMETHING in Okinawan taco rice makes the the best damn drunk food on the planet and simply irresistible.
"We drinking in Kin-town tonight?" "Hell yes, and we're hitting Gate 4 up on the way back for taco rice!"
by Thundering Thirder February 20, 2014
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