Salad Wacking

when you jerk off your mentally challenged sibling

‘Did you see what happened in that old people’s home yesterday!? One of the nurses got caught salad wacking one of the residents!’

by retarded salad January 27, 2021

Toasted Salad

When your partner takes a big hit of their joint and then slowly blows the smoke into your bare asshole, Toasting your salad

MR. T was delighted when MS. M gave him a Toasted Salad and got his asshole stoned

by Randy the perv February 28, 2021

English Egg Salad

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine

“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”

by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025

Alley Salad

(Noun.) Vomit.

Last time I saw Mike, he was outside tossing alley salad.

by Yozlet November 18, 2009

Salad

A Juul (Juul Julius Caesar Salad)

Hey bro, can you pass the salad?

by Idfkwhatimdoingwithmylifetbh July 26, 2020

geeker salad

Another name for K2 or synthetic weed

Zack took too many hits of that geeker salad last night and ran into oncoming traffic!

by Aggressively high February 13, 2024

Salad Fingers

Smelly Fingers after Itching or playing with ones ass hole.

Wow I really have a bad case of Salad Fingers!

by Greasy Garry March 5, 2018