jacking off

What I Do Like Every Other Day

I Am Gonna Jack off

by Speedo Boy February 08, 2003

jack off

to look and porn and pop a woody, get some lotion, put a generous amount on your main hand (sometimes other hand if youre looking at porn on internet or computer), grip your penis, then move your hand rapidly up and down the shaft of your penis.

spank the monkey, choke the chicken, beat the meat, yank the yak, masturbate, wank off, whack off, etc.

by sean paul? June 02, 2003

jew jacked

One who gets taken advantge or ripped off severly. Usually associated with money.

That coke machine ate my dollar bill "i've just been jew jacked"

by Mac and Bernie April 13, 2005

ball the jack

From the 30's, means going realy fast, mainly with a car or any wehicle.

You realy can ball the jack in Germany
I was late, so I balled the jack on my way downtown

by Peter B August 27, 2006

jack and jill

When a man and woman masturbate together.

by Luminous June 14, 2003

Union Jack

Nickname for the British flag.

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

Kangaroo Jack

An unbelievably bad movie, that involves a smart ass CG kangaroo, and an unlikely multi-ethnic duo of ass tards trying to get a jacket back from said Kangaroo. (Jack)

I hated Kangaroo Jack so much, I shat myself in the theater just to have an excuse to leave.

by Virtualmikey July 09, 2004