bum on a wall

A foundational indicator of creative talent. A benchmark of skill with communicative language, be it written or visual.

"She was so artistically challenged, she couldn't draw bum on a wall."

by Amberfishy May 30, 2006

stop at a whammy

From the 80s quiz show "Press Your Luck", used to refer to a complete and utter failure; an epic fail

#1: I just lost the big account deal today.
#2: Oohh... stop at a whammy.

by This hour has 42 minutes June 19, 2009

saltier than a whore's canker

Very salty.

These chips are saltier than a whore's canker

by velvetcad January 2, 2011

Handicapped Turkey In A Wheelchair

Used in situations where you honestly don't know what the fuck to to say.

Girl: "So eh.. I'm pregnant....yeah"
Guy: ".....HANDICAPPED TURKEY IN A WHEELCHAIR"
*Pokerface may be advised in this situation*

by The Zen Within February 3, 2012

that's a win

Addressing an accomplishment of some sort. E.g when your average friend scores with a hot chick that's a win

I picked up hundred bucks today that's a
Win

I just scored a piece of paper in that dustbin a 5 metres away that's a win

by MOTM January 3, 2016

Aryan Aggravates a Wall

A fat pedophile that goes around molesting little kids. He is morbidly obese and is often seen raping children while eating their lunches. It is unknown of what Aryan's weight is, but is it said to be over 9000...lbs. He is also seen trying his best to pick up a mate to eat also, and seeks the attention of a certain feminazi, and chinese communist.

Feminazi: Oh Aryan Aggravates a Wall, I just love your dinners
Aryan Aggravates a Wall: Well, I do have another dish in mind
Feminazi: What is it?
Aryan Aggravates a Wall: My Baguette

by Andy Xu November 27, 2018

Guy in a white van

The random guy in a white van with ladders on top who hangs out on the Cape Cod canal in Bourne, MA. There all day, everyday.

I’m just passing the guy in a white van now, be there in 5 mins.

Was the guy in the white van there? Yes, how did you know that? He’s always there, weird.

by Cape Cod Guy January 12, 2019