93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash

Dave's weed.

#PolePosition #StayLit

"Hey, man, dat 93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash smells ripe. " -Ryan
"Gimme a fry and I'll smoke you out." -Dave
"This is it chief." -Nick

by Professor Pole Position September 30, 2018

Pretty Women Smoke Pressure

Beautiful and Stoned ladies that prefer to inhale the good stuff an exhale the bad stuff.

You know how it is only pretty women smoke pressure!

by poeticjusticekid November 15, 2021

Smoked

To beat someone up most commonly with your fists or at times a pistol .

He was about to get smoked.

by Skeezer May 16, 2019

Smoke on the Water

the only song someone who claims to know how to play guitar but never does will ever play for you

Gary took one guitar lesson and thinks he's a prodigy because he knows how to play the opening to Smoke on the Water

by 420VapeMaster69. July 26, 2023

Smokee

When you have a smoke/dart and a coffee. (After effects may including constant shitting of pants after 3 minutes of first dose.

Doggan had a smokee and shitty his pantsies

by Bishkomoff August 27, 2021

smoke my bowl

The act of sucking a phat dick while the guy is in handstand position and the dick sucker is standing, sucking the phat dick, while also lighting the reciever's butthole hairs on fire. Resembling smoking a heady glass pipe.

Hey Daddy I really wanna smoke your bowl.

OMG! did u hear Sally smoked Dev's bowl last night?? What a baddie!

Hope your bowl is packed phat, I have deep lungs and can hit that all night baby

She said she would smoke my bowl if the dodger won, fucking dodgers!

by Thick Johnson November 2, 2017

Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.

Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”

by Abceinstein July 23, 2025