Anybody named Zuri is a bum who would pretend to be your friend but would never take a bullet for you. Zuri’s are also very dry and would do anything to not talk to you. They may look good on the outside but don’t let that fool you because they’re not in the inside. They can be harsh.
Dude: Hey Zuri! :)))
Zuri: Hey… ://
Dude 2: Dude 1, you’re talking to Zuri??
Dude 1: Yeah, and?? She’s my friend!
Dude 2: Cmon Dude 1, if you got lost, Zuri would not even worry. Trust me, I know.
Zuri: Hey… ://
Dude 2: Dude 1, you’re talking to Zuri??
Dude 1: Yeah, and?? She’s my friend!
Dude 2: Cmon Dude 1, if you got lost, Zuri would not even worry. Trust me, I know.
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Person 1: I got a new gf!!!
Person 2: Sick dude, what’s her name?
Person 1: Her name is Zuri, why??
Person 2: Just break up with her bro, she’s a hoe!
Person 2: Sick dude, what’s her name?
Person 1: Her name is Zuri, why??
Person 2: Just break up with her bro, she’s a hoe!
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