Millennial Bullshit

A desire to fake creativity and individuality or trying to acquire it as quickly as possible through money or shortcuts or other superficial means.

Can be used as a catch all term for the general uncommitting, minimum effort and shortcut based mentality that young people tend to have.

This behaviour is most commonly found in millennials but is not exclusive to them.

Ben Saint: "Hello Fresh is quintessential millennial bullshit!"

by Kajoro Bitterthorn October 21, 2018

Millennial Musket-loader

Similar to the Tennessee Muzzleloader, the Millennial Musket-loader involves an liberal vaping art student engaging in doggy-style sex with a female. While having sex, the male pulls his penis out and places a couple drips of his favorite vape juice on the woman's asshole, and proceeds to shove the vape juice into her body with his penis essentially "loading the musket". If a juice with high nicotine content is used, both participants can expect to experience a significant nicotine buzz.

I was banging some girl from the local vape shop last night, and she let me give her the millennial musket-loader.

by Chuck Milonakous February 28, 2017

millennial mullet

A Manbun , a new hair style to replace the traditional mullet hair style. Also known as mullet 2.0, very popular with the white trash and the hipster community.

Let's not eat here this place is full of millennial mullets

by Killer_of_u_13 June 26, 2016

millennial bail

When you always say "Yes!" to all plans, but you bail because you're a millennial.

Kevin: Hey do you wanna go see a movie Thursday?
You: Yes!
Kevin: Awesome I'll hit you up later this week!
...
(Thursday)
Kevin: You still down for that movie?
You: uhhhhhh I don't think I can anymore, sorry!
Kevin (to himself): Classic millennial bail by Wojtek.

by Wojball May 21, 2017

ok millennial

When millennials start saying some ignorant and closed minded, and hypocritical things and Zoomers are tired of their behaviour.

Millennial: Young people these days should care more about the environment. *continues to use plastic ramen bowls and styrofoam takeouts*

Zoomer: ok millennial

by GretaThunbergIStheFUTURE October 29, 2019

Millennial

A simultaneously apathetic, arrogant, and ignorant fuck whose only claim to maturity is the hair on his/her pubis.

"Fuck the homeless! They can go out and get a job just like the rest of us," said the (often unemployed) millennial from his parents' basement, thinking he/she has the world by the balls, though his/her 20-something perspective is about as broad as my ass crack. Ironically, this narrow-sightedness is reflected by the way he/she talks out his/her ass.

by Omniscient Old Fart April 28, 2017

millennial autism

Millenial autism is a serious disease that many children have. People like Danielle Brogolli is a perfect example of this and was the first well recorded patient. Since then people lile lil tay, woah vickey, lil pump, 6ix 9ine, and many others have contracted this disease. Currently the only cure is death, but researchers are working day and night to find a cure. Syptoms include:
Claiming to be trapping on the block
Listening to trash mumble rap

Claiming to be from the hood

And lastly if they start speaking weird.

I'm sorry Your son had Millennial Autism

by Somekid 11 August 20, 2018