zealout

A zealot who is very far-out. (Pronounced ZELL-out.)

To many people, Jerry Falwell was a zealout.

by Steve Hoglund July 16, 2007

Zealness

A combination between Zeal and Kindness.

The state of being the fervor or tireless devotion for a person, cause, or ideal and determination in its furtherance.

Adjective

Full of zeal, ardent, fervent, Affectionate, benevolence,
Favorable, mild, gentle, and forgiving.

I have done my Poetry with pure Zealness.

by MikeKal July 25, 2009

Linux Zealot

See Napoleon Complex and Wannabe.

These linux zealots don't know anything; they're just trying to act like something they're not, probably for attention or because they think it makes them look cool.

by Bob Theman November 6, 2004

New Plymouth, New Zealand

Small city where noone indicates while driving. Full of teens who do laps around the 3 blocks that is town, 2-something men who like 14-yo girls.
High crime rate due to many thickos who breed when they should really hide in a corner and hope noone ever sees their uggo face.

"New Plymouth, New Zealand is a small town in Taranaki"
"I live in NP, Taradise, NEW ZEALAND!"
"I have screwed most of the guys in New Plymouth, New Zealand"

by NZGirl December 21, 2009

zealivity

wanting to do something unique.

i'm gonna go do some zealivity on it.

by eric cogan December 23, 2003

New Zealand

Better than Australia. That's all you need to know, nah but really though, one of the most beautiful countries you will ever encounter. The nicest and most laid back people ever, who can actually take a joke and not get butthurt like the Aussies.

Example 1.
English men: Ever met a kiwi before?
Aussie: Fuck yeah, best cunts you'll ever meet.

Example 2.

Aussie: Fucken sheep shagger
Kiwi: Fucken aye, where do you think all your lamb comes from?

Aussie: .......
Kiwi: Straight from New Zealand, think about that when the gravy is running down your chin.

by Justakiwiinaus November 13, 2016

New Zealand Whoopie Cushion

When a woman is having sex with three men at the same time and all holes are being occupied, and a fourth man would like in on the action. Since all holes are occupied, the man sits on the woman's stomache like a whoopie cushion and pops out all three penises, thus getting the woman to himself and ultimately excuting the New Zealand Whoopie Cushion.

I walk in my house to find my girlfriend having sex with three men, but instead of fetching a steak knife, I use my common sense and simply sit on my girlfriend's stomache, ejecting all three penises and getting my girlfriend back. The New Zealand Whoopie Cushion strikes again.

by Flynny500 June 2, 2011