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Zackleys

When somebody lets out about 22 liters of silent gas from a very filthy, unwashed, shit encrusted asshole and it smells Zackley like SHIT.
As Scooby Doo and the gang had another mystery on their hands, they were cruising in The Mystery machine and all of a sudden Fred smells something coming from the way, way back and he says... "I don't know if it's you Shaggy, or you Scooby, but one of you has a serious case of The Zackleys" Scooby: "Uhhh?" Shaggy: "Zoinks , like, I don't know what The Zackleys are Fred." Fred: "Since Velma is a girl and Daphne is a girl and girls don't fart, and I can see Scooby's asshole, by the process of elimination, the person with The Case of the Zackleys is YOU SHAGGY. You farted and it smells Zackley like shit. Besides, you are such a filthy looking, grimy mother fucker, I'm sure you have a crusty asshole and you must have a load of brown foam in your under britches because I can see it running out your pant leg. Now I know why you always wear brown pants. MYSTERY SOLVED. You Shaggy, have a case of the Zackleys, you filthy mother fucker."
by Doyle_Hargraves February 25, 2020
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Zack

A really cool boy whos nice has alot of friends and is sweet loving and athletic.
Hey zack is awesome and , i saw him at target yesterday
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I went on a safari last summer, and I ran upon the Zacobek tribe. They were very exotic.
by Cbz2010 January 13, 2008
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Zack de la Rocha

The badassest vocalist of all time. Best know for his work with Rage Against The Machine, he is politically charged, and supports far-left political causes (yes, the "C" word, as your highly censored history text book will tell you). He is lyrically genius, and he gets his point across in a loud, but effective, manner.
Yeah, but nobody can do it like Zack de la Rocha on vocals
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Zack

A wonderful boyfriend who means the world to me and that will never change. He is everything i could ask for and everything i ever need. he has my heart. Amazing, wonderful, sexy ;, drop dead gorgeous, and everything else that is amazing.
hes mine, and only mine.
try to touch him and i will kill you:
he is my life.
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I love you baby.
he is my Zack, back off.
by ithappens. February 16, 2009
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Zacking Off

1. Using a male pop star to wank off to.

2. Wanking it to Zac Effron.
Austin watched 17 Again and starting Zacking Off.
by TheIronLeaf August 21, 2009
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Zackary Gutter

Ex Scene King myspace superstar. Disappeared off the face of the internet. Became a douche bag gym buff who makes gay Facebook statuses about getting his nipple pierced.
"The real Zackary Gutter lives in my town and whenever I see him I make fun of his myspace days"
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