Ed Zachary Disease

When someone's face looks Ed Zachary like their ass.

Once, an ugly girl that was making a pass at me described that she wasn't feeling very well.
I said, "Well, if I were a doctor, I think I might diagnose you with Ed Zachary Disease."
She asked what it was and I said, "When your face look Ed Zachary like yo ass."
She wasn't amused.

by Roy L'Ourtiere September 7, 2008

Zach

Someone who fucks bitches and constantly has hoes on his dick. This name also referrs to a penis size upwards of 8 inches. Also known as the "Ron Jeremy" of his generation, without the stds. If you are named Zach consider yourself lucky because you have the biggest penis in the world

Zach has a very large shaft.

by Zach072398 October 8, 2015

Zachary

The chosen one. The boy who should be loved for who he is and just the way he is. Zachary thinks everyone hates him for not fitting into this cookie cutter mold of what society expects men to be like, but those who love him know that his quirks make him special. If you get the privilege of being his girl, don’t decline it. He will love you unconditionally and always have your back on your toughest days.

I’m going on a date with Zachary this weekend!!
- Omg have fun, he’s the best!!

by guacandsalsa November 5, 2019

Zach

A person who loves magic and is smart at magic

Huzzah Huzzah Abracadabra

Look Zach can do crazy magic

by Natedawg248 December 29, 2019

Zach

An Immortal; One that is not easily defeated.

Don't act like you're Zach or something.

by Lone_angel December 12, 2008

The Suite Life of Zach and Cody

One of the many shows that poisoned the once good disney channel. Remember Even Stevens? Funny jokes and the moral that followed most episods.
Shows like Zach and Cody don't give the viewer enough credit, only to exploit Zacks "Coolness" and Cody being a nerd and a pussy. They put Zach in "Cool" cloths and make him play guitar and skate, while thay make Cody, wear polos and play the keybored. Disney controls the concept of cool now i guess.

Even Stevens' joke:
Louis Stevens: and is it fair that Pluto has to live in a dog house, while Goofy, who is also a dog gets to drive around and play golf with Mickey?

everyone looks perplexed

Louis Stevens: It's just something that's always bothered me

Example of a The Suite Life of Zach and Cody joke:

Cody: Zack what's you're favorite shape?
Zach: Whats a Shape? (Laugh track)
Cody: Mines an Octagon because its interior angles equals mom's birthday.
Zach: Mom has a birthday? (Laugh track)

by Hello Helicopter February 21, 2008

Zachary

Zachary is a Hebrew name that means The Lord Remembers.

He's also a guy I know lol.

The Lord apparently remembers Zachary.

I <3 Zachary.

by Unknown Person From Hell July 22, 2006