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writerswidow

A spouse neglected by someone preoccupied with writing.
Shame to know about the writerswidow.
by Hercolena Oliver March 30, 2009
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Writer's Laziness

Similar to Writer's Block, Writer's Laziness is when you can't write, but for a different reason. You know exactly what to write, but are just too lazy to type anything up. Currently, no exact cures have been found. It is commonly associated with procrastination and may be remedied by an impending deadline, but data is too scattered to make a direct correlation.
"When is the next chapter of your book coming out?" "I know what to do, but I have Writer's Laziness."
by EctoPhosphate November 21, 2016
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Waiter

An individual belonging to an old money family who chooses to spend their time idly a
while accomplishing very little. These people may or may not live comfortably, with or without support from their family, while they ‘wait’ for their older, wealthier relatives to die.
Has Carter done anything since graduation?

Not really, he tells his family that he’s a playwright, but he’s a waiter — his grandmother is 96
by KinleyTyne February 9, 2021
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Writers Block

When a writer runs out of bullshit to use in their writings.
Joe: Hey Matt, hows the paper coming?
Matt: Bad i've got writers block.
Joe: Looks like you ran out of bullshit
by Skillet213 October 21, 2009
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freedom writer

A freedom writer is a female of the caucasian decent who is attracted to african decended males.
Ashley : Yeah, I held hands with this thug Tyrone.
Chris : holy fuck you're a freedom writer?!
by Chris Hoppus May 18, 2008
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Writer's cock block

When you can't seem to finish writing a song or poem that is sure to get you laid upon completion
-"So when you showed Laura that poem you wrote her, did you get some?"

-"No I got writer's cock block half way through, and couldn't finish"
by Codeplayer October 3, 2011
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jew waiter

jew waiter: (n.)

an overly concerned but not enthusiastic waiter at a restaraunt that usually tries to strikeup a conversation or get you to join his synagogue
jew waiter
Oh. It's your birthday you say, well let me get you a shashmekil of cake and I'll sing you a nice little song. (sings song in jewish tune)

don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, don't order the pork please, have some kosher beef, OY!
by biblical scholar July 11, 2010
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