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Who would Jesus bomb?

An ungrammatical slogan occasionally appearing on the t-shirts or bumper stickers of those who can't handle concepts too big to fit on t-shirts or bumper stickers.

The correct form is "Whom would Jesus have bombed?"; since Jesus was a first-century Jewish nationalist, the most likely answer is, "The Roman Empire."

"Who would Jesus bomb?" was undoubtedly inspired by "What would Jesus do?", a question best answered by "We'll never know. Jesus wouldn't have gotten himself into the mess you're in."
You really look sharp in that 'Who would Jesus bomb?' t-shirt -- NOT!
by Gahmuret June 29, 2006
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I wish a nigga would!!

I dare you to...
Keep it up and you're gonna get your ass kicked.

Shit..... "I wish a nigga would!!"
by Eric Sheps September 16, 2020
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What Would Bam Do?

A saying basically meaning what it sounds like, asking yourself what to do in a situation as if you were Bam. As in Bam Margera. As in the idol of every kid in America. Of the world. Of the universe. Yeah w/e, just see WWBD to see the rest of the shit on him.
"Hmmmm...what a peculiar predicament...what would Bam do?"
by marklar December 8, 2003
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Synonym for what would jesus do? but you ask yourself what would Gucci Mane do?
Should I buy Chiquita bananas or Minute Made Lemonade. W.W.G.D? What Would Gucci Do?
by BURRLEMASKURR July 26, 2010
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If it was a snake it would have bit you

When you’re looking for something and it was right next to you.

Invented by Dillan H circa 2017
Tyler: Have you seen my screwdriver?

Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you
by daddy dumbbell October 7, 2020
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If I could I would

If I could fuck I would fuck
I told Ashley the other day on snap If I could I would
by Happyfingers123 November 1, 2021
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Would You Rather Czar

The ultimate and supreme game leader of Would You Rather. Once named Czar you can only be usurped of power if someone else challenges you with a would you rather you cannot answer. This power is akin to that of the Never Have I Ever Chancellor and wields the same power across games. With this power you have the control to change the conditions of would you rather up to 10 times in a single round.
I challenged Zedekiah's Would You Rather Czar reign with the unanswerable would you rather of: Would you rather eat Whataburger for the rest of your life OR In-n-Out? I am now the reigning Would You Rather Czar.
by itsnotstroganoff May 21, 2019
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