An ungrammatical slogan occasionally appearing on the t-shirts or bumper stickers of those who can't handle concepts too big to fit on t-shirts or bumper stickers.
The correct form is "Whom would Jesus have bombed?"; since Jesus was a first-century Jewish nationalist, the most likely answer is, "The Roman Empire."
"Who would Jesus bomb?" was undoubtedly inspired by "What would Jesus do?", a question best answered by "We'll never know. Jesus wouldn't have gotten himself into the mess you're in."
The correct form is "Whom would Jesus have bombed?"; since Jesus was a first-century Jewish nationalist, the most likely answer is, "The Roman Empire."
"Who would Jesus bomb?" was undoubtedly inspired by "What would Jesus do?", a question best answered by "We'll never know. Jesus wouldn't have gotten himself into the mess you're in."
by Gahmuret June 29, 2006
Get the Who would Jesus bomb?mug. I dare you to...
by Eric Sheps September 16, 2020
Get the I wish a nigga would!!mug. A saying basically meaning what it sounds like, asking yourself what to do in a situation as if you were Bam. As in Bam Margera. As in the idol of every kid in America. Of the world. Of the universe. Yeah w/e, just see WWBD to see the rest of the shit on him.
by marklar December 8, 2003
Get the What Would Bam Do?mug. by BURRLEMASKURR July 26, 2010
Get the W.W.G.D? What Would Gucci Do?mug. Tyler: Have you seen my screwdriver?
Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you
Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you
by daddy dumbbell October 7, 2020
Get the If it was a snake it would have bit youmug. by Happyfingers123 November 1, 2021
Get the If I could I wouldmug. The ultimate and supreme game leader of Would You Rather. Once named Czar you can only be usurped of power if someone else challenges you with a would you rather you cannot answer. This power is akin to that of the Never Have I Ever Chancellor and wields the same power across games. With this power you have the control to change the conditions of would you rather up to 10 times in a single round.
I challenged Zedekiah's Would You Rather Czar reign with the unanswerable would you rather of: Would you rather eat Whataburger for the rest of your life OR In-n-Out? I am now the reigning Would You Rather Czar.
by itsnotstroganoff May 21, 2019
Get the Would You Rather Czarmug.