World war three

When a girl gets jealous

Me: shes talking to him
Friend: oh no
Me:SHE IS TALKING TO HIM
FRIEND: CALM DOWN
ME: ITS ABOUT TO BE WORLD WAR THREE

by Ash in wonderland March 29, 2015

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World War 3

World War 3 is the longest-lasting world war in history which started in 1973 and has not ended yet, although it is predicted it will end by 2026 . It was started in September 22, 1973 when the British Empire blockaded the English Channel to test a kettle. In response to this, Sealandic troops launched a hydrogen bomb in Manchester. Turkey, being part of NATO, then joined Britain by doing absolutely nothing. Same with the other NATO members. Then in 1990 Sealand made a defence pact with Antarctica and spent 1 decade once again doing nothing. Then a third pact came in and shrinked the armies of both. This new pact was armed by Sudan, South Africa, Cuba, Japan, Indonesia, and Brazil. Then that pact split into two smaller pacts, which kept on splitting. There are now 16 tiny pacts in the war and they are all shrinking. Once World War 3 ends, all pacts and countries will have become so small that they have gone bankrupt.

World War 3 will never end.

by WeirdMapper August 6, 2019

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A sexual position in which the first party shoves his hand in the anus of the second party and expands, to symbolize a nuke. Can be enhanced by saying covfefe at the same time.

Yes I did ruin WWIII for you.

I did World War III on my girl last week.

Dude, what is wrong with you.

by not not not a real person January 10, 2020

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