work

A place where people have to go everyday to get paid. Also known as "hell".

I don't want to go to work today!

by www.flamepillar.com August 17, 2003

Government work

When one is at work and doing personal business, such as fixing the garage remote or looking up traveling directions.

Ozzy did some nice government work for me yesterday when he installed that mod chip into my Playstation.

by Kenvin October 5, 2006

small cubicle worker

Someone who is so distressed by the prospect of not being able to access their emails for a few minutes that they insist on emailing on their Blackberry while using the office toilets. Easily identified by the tell-tale sounds of the keypad and scroll wheel.

Garry's a really dedicated small cubicle worker. You always hear him tapping away in there.

by Cuddles McStig June 9, 2008

work you over

1.) To perform a job by beating one into submission; to beat a person, stopping at the point of death; to perform a dirty job by beating a person into exhaustion; a continuous beating, never spending too long in one place

2.) To perform a job sexually; to "work" a person so hard to the point of exhaustion; to bring satisfaction continuously and to all places of the body

1.) Bitch! I'm going to work you over till there isn't one part of you that isn't bruised, bleeding and crying for yo mom!!

2.) Lay down! Baby, I'm going to work you over till your toes curl and you are screaming my name.

by anonymous2345234623563456 June 30, 2009

Work Chick

Related to Beer Goggles, it is the psychological phenomenon that causes average women at your work to appear 10 times hotter than they would outside the walls of your office. If you had met the same person at the mall or beach a month earlier, you wouldn’t give her a second look. But because you spend 50 hours a week with her, an arc of distortion occurs somewhere between the retina and ocular nerve distorting your perception of her hotness.

Brian: “Dude, you should see this new chick Karen in accounting. She is so frickin HOT.”

Mark: “Is she really hot Brian, or is she a work chick?”

by Spooda May 1, 2008

God’s work

When you’re giving back the karma that shitty people deserve.

“Hey Bro that girl is a toxic liar, why are you investing so much time in her?”
“Because I’m going to toy with her emotions just like she did with the many guys before her. I’m doing God’s work”

by Dlep3000 July 19, 2020

Idk I just work here

Something you tell someone to confuse them or annoy them.

Karen: "You're being disrespectful. You need to learn some manners😠"

You:"....idk I just work here😐"
Karen:"....what do you mean you just work here???😡"

by A fellow annoying teen June 15, 2020