Skip to main content

wanky slam

(verb) to wanky slam.

The act of swiftly thrusting the pelvic region of a male onto an unsuspecting victim generally during an intense make-out session. This act mainly occurs during a segment of dry humping from one individual to another.

Caution: Double wanky slams may occur.
"Last night while hooking up with Michael, he wanky slammed me.. it was so awkward.. and yet, i loved it."
by wankyLOVER1 December 18, 2009
mugGet the wanky slam mug.

Wocky Top

Crazy Blowjob or head, from the amazing song Rich Scholar by Lil Mabu.
Periodic shawty, hot tamale, give me wocky top
Haa, like, she gave me wocky top
Periodic shawty, hot tamale, give me wocky top
by YTnorth6 June 26, 2023
mugGet the Wocky Top mug.

Wankypeas

A dish of green peas which someone has, with or without permission, ejaculated onto. This most commonly occurs with mushy peas or pea soup, as the semen can be stirred in so the person eating the dish is unaware of the hidden ejaculate.

While this is generally a cruel and unhygienic practical joke, the eater often develops a taste and, later, even cravings for wankypeas. This can be troublesome for single women who then have to source extra semen to season their pea dishes.

It is considered a delicacy in Venice.
"Don't you think this pea soup tastes funny?"

"Yeah, when you went to the toilet, I spunked in it. Enjoy your wankypeas, loser!"
by Nielzor October 21, 2009
mugGet the Wankypeas mug.

tinky winky

Tinky Winky is the tallest (and most noticable) Telletubby.

He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.
Dipsy: Tinky Winky! Will you play with Laa-Laa's ball?

Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!

Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?

Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?

Dipsy: (cries)
by Joel April 13, 2005
mugGet the tinky winky mug.

Wocky Slush

A lean slushee, using promethazine syrup from the Wockhardt Ltd. group, a little Sprite, and some crushed ice. Popularized term from a TikTok video featuring the drink and a man saying “WOCKY SLUSH”
Voice 1: "That thing bleedin to the... ya mean!!"

Voice 2: "WOCKY SLUSH “
by second order January 10, 2021
mugGet the Wocky Slush mug.

Wonka’s

Wonka’s are referred to as a males testicles.
I refer to testicles as “wonka’s” because they are located beside your willy and the chocolate factory.
by notyomammasfannypack April 3, 2020
mugGet the Wonka’s mug.

Willy Wonka

He is so freaking hot and sexy. Especially with the “you see me winding and grinding up on that pole” song. His jaw line is insane and when he calls you a ✨bad nut ✨ it will make you drool.
by truebluemeanings August 25, 2020
mugGet the Willy Wonka mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email