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Wisconsin Long Ass

A very common trait found on Women from Wisconsin. Believe it or not, it is usually not a bad thing. The majority of the bearers of the Wisconsin Long Ass can be attractive or at least do-able if you're drunk, similar to the Texas Big Forehead.

The origin of the long ass is still a mystery. The most common theory that is accepted by the majority of geneologists surrounds the German roots of many Wisconsinites. The Krauts who inhabit the state are descendants of an agrarian society from the Old Country where the milkmaids would sit on a stool all day milking cows, thereby causing their asses to become lengthy and flat. This trait was eventually passed onto future generations, and can now be seen on Women from Milwaukee, Green Bay, Port Washington, Wauwatosa, Sheboygan, Germantown, Cedarburg, Brookfield and Mequon, to name a few.

Some in the scientific community have have even suggested that the Wisconsin Long Ass is a distant relative genetically to the Arizona Long Torso (a Woman bearing this trait is most commonly referred to as being "Top-Tall"). This, as you can imagine has ignited a firestorm of controversy.

As mentioned before, most bearers of the Wisconsin Long Ass are hot, unlike chicks with the Minnesota Wide Ass or the Illinois Dumpy Ass (Vikings and Bears football sucks, go Packers).
Dude #1: (viewing an attractive female, from the front) "Wow, check out that broad."

Dude #2: (Seeing her turn around and therefore getting an eyeful of her long ass) "Yeah but look at that extremely lengthy Wisconsin Long Ass."

Dude #1: "Come on man that is a small price to pay, she's got a great rack and a decent face!"
Wisconsin Long Ass by AZWildcats10 November 30, 2007

Wisconsin Clam Chowder 

A delicious cheesy treat enjoyable for both lunch or dinner. Takes time to make but worth the wait! Created by inserting an uncircumcised penis with a healthy portion of smegma buildup into a vagina with a 4 week yeast infection (or more if preferred creamier). Both partners urinate at their leisure as they mix their ingredients until most of the smegma has blended in, then the gentleman ejaculates to thicken the savory medley. The lady pours the warm chowder into cups or bowls and viola! Makes 2-4 servings
Chris: It took over a month to make, but my girl and I finally enjoyed eating some Wisconsin Clam Chowder last night.

Tommy: Wow, what a delicacy! Did you save me some?

Chris: No, it was so good we ate it all. But I'll let you know next time.

Tommy: You better!

Wisconsin casserole

After a night of pounding a shit ton of cheap beer you chow down on your girls pussy. Only to blow chunks of cheese, brats and craut up in there. Then you proceed to bang her an blow your load in her cooter.
After a hard night drinking on State street. My boy Scottie left a Wisconsin casserole in his girl Amy. The dog wouldn’t leave her alone the rest of the night

Wisconsin Lunch Bucket 

The Wisconsin Lunch Bucket, also known as a Lunch Bucket, is arguably the world's greatest social drink. Designed to be chugged in a group setting, he with the first empty glass aquires a certain prestige not associated with any other alcoholic beverage. What a fabulous drink.

Recipe:
5oz domestic beer
5oz orange juice
Double shot amaretto

Directions:
Combine OJ and beer in a 12 oz glass. Drop shot glass into larger glass and slam.
Drinker a: Hey, wanna do a round of shots?

Drinker b: Sure! Got somethin' in mind?

Drinker a: Flaming Doctor Pepper?

Drinker b: Oh, come on, you big chode. How 'bout a real dirnk? Wisconsin Lunch Buckets all around or I'm out!

Wisconsin Air Slam 

A creative method of drinking beer at a keg party. The drinker fills his cup, then hurls all the beer into the air and tries to catch as much as he can in his mouth. The Slammer holds on to the cup, only the liquid is thrown in the air.
"Go tell Jimmy that Wisconsin Air Slams are supposed to be done outside, he just trashed your kitchen ceiling."

Wisconsin French Fry 

A Wisconsin French Fry is the act of loading one's cock into a potato gun and consentually firing it into one's partner's anus.
I am going to Wisconsin French Fry you until your face looks like a Happy Meal.