Alabama Wipe

Usually happens at work or out in public, you shit in such a way dry shit-tickets (toilet paper) alone won't clean up after the party. So spit on a stack of shit-tickets and wipe your ass. Repeat as needed untill clean.

I shit at work today I had to "Alabama Wipe" after wards. Bombed the fuck out of that shit closet.

by Jacen Ynot January 29, 2019

Moist Wipe

During the act of cunnilingus using your face and mouth region to wipe the excess vaginal discharge from a female, leaving it moist and refreshed

I didn't just eat that pussy it I gave myself a moist wipe.

by the real poop ninja May 15, 2010

Forever Wipes

After a wicked dump, when no matter how well refined your rectal cleaning technique, you leave the can with a less than immaculate asshole.

Man that bbq was good but talk about forever wipes.

by Chazamataz11 April 18, 2011

McAss Wipe

Referring to McDonald's toilet paper.

Steve: "Hey, I was taking a McDump in the McBathroom, and you're out of McAss Wipes,"

McDonald's employee: "Then what'd you use to w-"

by CHIEFThotPatrol August 31, 2020

Pussy wiped

When a male is so wiped on a girl, he becomes a bitch and dose anything and everything she wants.

1. Did you hear? Dakota's so pussy wiped he bent down and tied Hanna's shoe.

2. Nic dident hangout with his guy friends because he's so pussy wiped

by Zak2fly April 26, 2010

Vadge wipe

A pre-moistened towelette, a wet wipe, when used by a lady for personal hygiene.

I didn't wash when I came out tonight but I used a vadge wipe before I let your boyfriend go down on me.

by enile February 23, 2009

Flange wipe

A towelette or wet wipe, used by a lady for hasty personal ablutions.

You can't beat a game of squash for working up a sweat, now pass me my flange wipes, I've a board meeting at 2.

by enile February 24, 2009