Noun. Said of a WiFi connection that seems to have a 3-bars signal, but in fact, it has only one bar, or even none. A FWFS-affected connection typically takes forever to load a website, and when it finishes, it goes HTTP 404.
by TheMaster001 November 16, 2013
This food is like T-Mobile Wifi!
by Skibidi top g kai cenat rizz October 09, 2023
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by Idiirt June 04, 2018
An excruciatingly horrendous wifi signal generally found in a cheap 2 star motel. Similar to McDonald's Wifi in terms of poor connection, though it could be better if the Indian guy managing the place would get off his ass to pay for better internet instead of wallowing in people's hard earned money.
Friend: Damn dude, your internet is total ass.
You: Yeah man, I'm staying at this really shitty motel near the highway.
Friend: Damn you're working with some Towelhead Wifi over there.
You: Yeah man, I'm staying at this really shitty motel near the highway.
Friend: Damn you're working with some Towelhead Wifi over there.
by Nefarious Darius May 21, 2022
The mispronounced saying of Hong Kong kung fu movies 唯快不破 (Wai Faai Bat Po) "Only Speed Is Unbreakable" which end up sounding like "The Wifi Is Unbreakable"
As Mike Tyson said in Ip Man 3: "Your wing chun is fast... Wifi不破."
(It sounded more like "Wifi Bat Paw")
The correct way to pronounce it is "waey fai bat po"
(It sounded more like "Wifi Bat Paw")
The correct way to pronounce it is "waey fai bat po"
by 1m1m0 December 27, 2022
by M1ntEll1 July 13, 2021
That worst fucking wifi in the literal Galaxy. They block every fucking website one would possibly want to access. They fucking blocked classic.minecraft.net Who does that????? I think I am going to sue.
by lmaoPheonix May 20, 2019