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Wiffle Karen

That one old lady who lives across the street. She hates when you clobber her house with wiffle balls and when you knock them over her fence. She screams WTF ARE YOU!!! GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU LITTLE SCUMBAGS!! Then you relocate and and cry for the rest of your life!
Did you hear about the Wiffle Karen in the hood? Rumor has it that she chewed out a bunch of kids for breaking her window with a plastic ball!!
Wiffle Karen by Daquarius 917 February 21, 2022
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Hamper-Wiff 

When a chick is so hot, that you would want to spend and Hamper-Wiff her Hamper all day!
Dude she is so hot that I would Hamper-Wiff her Hamper all day. . .
Hamper-Wiff by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010

Bell-Wiff 

When you haven't had a washed in a few days and the tip of your dick starts to ferment in the foreskin, letting off a cheesy smell.
"Is it just me or are you getting a strong Bell-Wiff from the math teacher?"

Princess Wifey 

1. She is the head boss of her household. The C.E.O. of her family house and life.
2. She is the only female who resides in home. And her boys bow down to her they know mom rules the roost.

3.She is treated with the utmost respect like royalty. they all bow down to her in fear of the monster she becomes when things dont go her way.

4. She is kind, caring and empathetic. Always forgiving.

5. She is a strong woman who doesnt take anybodys shit.

6. She can be a handful though.

7. She is smart and sexy.beauty shines from inside out. Woman are usually jealous of her and most men want to be with her.

8.your lucky if you have a princess wifey in your life cherish her, give her all the attention she craves.whatever you dont try to pull one over on her or betray her.

9. She tends to over exaggerate emotions. She s takes empathy to a new level. She genuinely cares about others.
10. She is young at heart. Gets bored easily. Loves adventure. Is spontaneous. Unpredictable & Mysterious. Hard to "get her" but completely irresistible. You wont be able to get enough. You will get addicted to her.

11.Fake is one thing she is not. What you see is what you get. Some love her and others hate her.

12.She is loyal. She is one you would want to go to war beside not against.

13. Remember this... When angered... She will chew you up, gargle, spit you out and then curb stomp you. (Not literally she couldnt hurt a fly)
A Princess wifey is spoiled like a princess but she rules like the Queen and she knows it and loves it.

rezes.wifey 

Hottest bitch out there, famous tik toker with a bit of an attitude
rezes.wifey is so hot

rezes.wifey 

A person who abused their fans and calls them uncle loving sex Havers . This discover was founded when they tried to ask their followers to “debate” them over who get to edate johnny depp. After losing the debate on discord she ate johnys ass out.
rezes.wifey is why I failed my edate.
rezes.wifey makes it hard for me to speak to men.