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Beware the wretched Wide Eg. It is rare that he wakes but when he does it is anarchy.
Wide Eg by Wide Eg December 17, 2020

wedge-off 

A potato wedge making competition with the lads, lasses etc. (but mainly lads)

Loser sits on a potato dildo
Did you hear about the wedge-off the lads had last night? It was a closely contested battle!
wedge-off by jackal_f33t July 5, 2023

Texas Wedge

1. When penetrating a sexual partner from behind, placing a 10 gallon hat over his or her face, and yelling “yeehaw!” or “Remember the Alamo!”
2. When a man wearing a cowboy hat “wedges” himself in between a couple making love and begins penetrating partner A from the couple from behind while partner B from the couple penetrates the “wedge”
3. A simple golf term when using a putter off of the green
1. I found my dad’s old cowboy hat cleaning the drawers under his bed, and I think I’m gonna try the Texas Wedge on my girlfriend tonight.

2. The girl I like already has a boyfriend, but I’m thinking of trying the Texas Wedge with them tonight.

3. The sand wedge has been shit today...time to go with the Texas wedge.
Texas Wedge by 10 gallon Helga January 18, 2020

butt wedge 

a insulting nickname given to someone caught pulling out a wedgie
Ryan got caught pulling out a wedgie and got called butt wedge for the rest of the year
butt wedge by shamefulwizard March 4, 2022

The wide step 

When a guy steps very widely to the side to get his balls unstuck from his leg
That guy over there just did the wide step
The wide step by BostonMan86 January 24, 2023

Wide Cycle 

When you think you're really awake but clearly you're not.
When sending a predictive text...

How are you today, im really surprised im wide cycle!!