Wesley Sniper

A sexual act where a guy pulls out before cumming and hit puts his face into a female's ass and he shoots his cum into a glass and a girl drinks it

Man last night i did a wesley sniper with Manisha

by Makkk dadddy June 21, 2009

Wesley Sniper

Excellent marijuana. Marijuana that allows one to enter a thoughtless state. Like a sniper's bullet of THC to one's cranium.

"That was some dank Wesley Sniper last night!" dank

by Buythisvowel? February 13, 2012

Wet Wesley

When a person, especially one named Wes, attempts to give a girl of large girth, often a girl who is colloquially known as a "dike," a lap dance while the said muff diver is in the process of peeing.

Last time I drank, I had way too many and tried to give a big lesbian a Wet Wesley.

by RandyIsTheDevil December 22, 2010

Wesley Mosh

When you get a smaller weaker person named Wesley and slam him into other people in a moshing fashion.

It's time for a wesley mosh!

by Killgore33 November 19, 2009

shut up, wesley

Perhaps the most famous line from Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard in the STAR TREK: TNG episode "Datalore". Picard tells Wesley to shut up after he tries to warn the crew that they were actually talking to Lore, Data's evil twin. This also works when someone won't stop whining about something.

OTHER PERSON: You know, I wish you'd listen to me once in a while, because I happen to know...
YOU: Shut up, Wesley!

by OhioMan May 26, 2014

Wesley the kancho demon

a red faced demon who fades into the darkness after putting four fingers in your anus then taking a whiff,he then runs spread legged into the darkness laughing maniacly

sleep tight keep em tight and dont let wesley the kancho demon get a bite

by Wesley the kancho demon October 10, 2019

Wesley likes goon

A hilarious but extremely racist online cartoon, also extremely difficult to find.

Paul: "Hey Willy have you seen 'Wesley Likes Goon'?"
Will: "WHY DON'T YOU GO SUCK MY HAIRY BALLS?!"
Paul: Aha you're a good kid.

by wesleylikesgoon September 29, 2008