When you want to end things with someone, (specifically a difficult situation/person) to avoid as much drama as possible, you decide to wait until it’s tactically possible for the safety of you and others. Essentially there is unfinished business that you’re afraid will bite you in the ass if you don’t handle it before ending it.
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Get the strategically waiting mug.Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)
You: Here mom i made you eggs
Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!
Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!
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(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
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(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
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