Indiana Wesleyan University

Trash. Actual trash.

Justin: Did you hear about Indiana Wesleyan University basketball?
Ashley: No what happened?
Justin: They lost to Oregon Tech 107-93. Trash. Actual trash.

by Goshentennis March 9, 2019

Wesley

A gay imaginary friend. If you have a Wesley you have no life.

Me: Did you hear the news?
MY friend: What?
Me: I killed my Wesley last night.

by thebesturbandictionaryuser1234 November 25, 2011

Wesley Sniped

While peeing, you struggle to get the stream flowing. It picks up to a slow trickle after what seems like forever. Then after seeing yourself in the mirror, you think for a split second someone is watching you pee. You shrink up and the stream comes to an immediate halt.

"Damn Cornelious, i had to piss but after seeing myself in the mirror i totally Wesley Sniped"

by MCbsoup September 6, 2011

wesley's penis

The big būmjoody, the Nacho Lebrē. It can grow to 20 inches starting at 11 inches. This massive cock also penetrates women until they cum like a volcano. Most women start to cry because of the pain that comes through intercourse.

"Hey, today a I grew my own 'Wesley's Penis' & man, sex is great!"

"Look at that Wesley Penis! Cryky mate, it's so bloody rare."

by BlexLuthor February 11, 2014

Wesley

Wesley's are guys who are really sweet as friends and really creepy as boyfriends. Wesley's should never be let out of their Friend-Zone, they cannot behave themselves.

1. "Wesley" you're the perfect FRIEND.

2. "Wesley" you're like a BROTHER to me.

3. "Wesley" , I wish I had a boyfriend like you (but not you, stay in your lane nigga)

by I hate you, die June 25, 2014

Wesley

Wesley is a Majestic Beast.

Wesley spends his time in the forests meditating.

Usually pondering the meaning of life, which he already knows.

Engaging Wesley will invoke the wrath of Nature, killing the attacker instantly.

Wesley is known to wander in spirit form spreading the grace of his presence to others found worthy while they sleep.

Wesley is often known as a Puzzle Master, and has immense powers.

In the forests you may see a shining white light, there sits Wesley.

by icedragon500 October 26, 2010

Wesley Clark

The 44th and next President of the United States.

Jeb and his Florida cronies won't be able to rig the election results this time around. ;)

bye bye dubya....

to be inaugaurated as 44th President of the United States, Jan.20,2005.

by James November 20, 2003