I'm wearing green underwear

What people say to keep people from pinching them when they forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day. It's perfect because the pincher can't disprove it without being a creeper, which is a more serious offense than not wearing green on St. Partick's Day. Also works with bras for girls.

Note: Doesn't work if the pincher is an actual creeper.

Sean: Hey you! You're not wearing any green!
Rebecca: Yes I am, I'm wearing green underwear.
Sean: Let me see!
Rebecca: Pervert.
~pinch averted~

by Valentine Todd April 3, 2011

Westing

1)To be extremely arrogant or condescending.
2) To be insensitive to another's feelings.

Man, Kanye was really Westing when he told Taylor Swift Beyonce's video was better.

by Soundwave 84 September 14, 2009

weading

When you get stoned and read a book. Get high and obtain some knowledge.

I will be weading my kindle after smoking this joint.

by WitchyMunky April 4, 2017

Wetting

The act of peeing/urinating/pissing your pants. Often very embarrassing if a teenager or adult. Or if your into omorashi its enjoyable.

Yo I just witnessed a wetting, girl totally peed herself bro!

by Informativelass March 14, 2020

Your bad at wearing shoes

When the person you use the insult on is bad at wearing shoes™ but weather they are bad at wearing shoes can only be judged by an official shoe wearing judger and these can only be appointed by the CEO, founder and revolutionary of your bad at wearing shoes™ - JT and what he says goes. Use this insult with caution as it can lead to depression and suicide as it is such a destructive insult but if used inpropererly can end in a law suit by the recipient of the insult

Hey (insert name) you fatty your bad at wearing shoes

"Mad applause and screaming after (insert name) falls on the floor crying and devastated"

by Bobby mcbobbingtons January 2, 2019

Yoghurt Weaving

Excitable and generally lengthy late night conversations, littered with epiphanies. Topics that may or may not be covered and may be repeated (no one will notice) include Life, The Universe, Everything, Evolution, Mother Nature, Technology, Quantum anything, and drugs. Often carried out by 'Yoghurt Weavers.'

'Isn't it amazing how we're all here and who's in charge of this - our destiny - can we really evolve beyond this point or have scientists taken charge of our evolution? Maybe Acid is the next step? Maybe I'm the missing link? Should we blame the chinese? Politicians here? TV? or Acid?...Shit guys, we've been sat here yoghurt weaving for 13 hours!'

by Messimo April 6, 2010

Wetting

New Zealand slang term for getting drunk on alcohol. Predominately used is univeristy towns such as Dunedin, Palmerston North and the Wairarapa Bush.

Are you wetting tonight?

by Punter101 November 12, 2010