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weiner watcher

The guy who stands next to you in the urinal and looks at your dong.
Keep you eyes on your own dick, you fucking weiner watcher.
by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014
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reel watcher

Person who argues on twitter with incorrect facts/information after watching a sports match through reels
reel watcher: "x player" had a really bad game, he didnt score at all
another person: did you even see the match? he had crucial contribution for all the goals, reel watcher
by football_fan September 30, 2022
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log watcher

Someone who constantly keeps his finger on the pulse of the community by watching activity logs.
If not for log watchers, we would have never known the trouble users were having at the Urban Dictionary!
by UD February 28, 2002
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Man watcher

Typically a male who criticizes the work of others.
The man watcher is complaining about my work again.
by Thattrueman September 13, 2023
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Blackwood Watcher

A person who goes to see one movie numerous times at the theatre. instead of just downloading it, or waiting till the movie comes out on DVD, this person spend a lump-sum of cash to see a mediocre movie only a normal person would see once.
Kyle: Hey! Want to go see How To Save A Life?
Joey: No, plus you've already seen it like 4 times. You're just being a Blackwood Watcher by going back numerous times!
kyle: I know but it's very touching!
by ieatpony118 February 16, 2010
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Bird Watcher

A Karen spying in the neighborhood for people to report for violating local laws, rules and ordinances.
“ That bird watcher got another one ticketed for playing the music too loud”
by Hyper918 May 10, 2023
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Fag Watcher

Fag Watcher
noun

A person — or often a small group — who engages in obsessive, predatory stalking behavior, particularly targeting homosexuals in private or vulnerable moments. Fag Watchers use covert surveillance, harassment, and sometimes advanced gang-stalking techniques to monitor their victim in situations where the victim has a reasonable expectation of privacy (e.g., at home, in the shower, using the bathroom, or during sexual activity).

This behavior is not just morally sick — it’s criminal. In many jurisdictions, it’s considered stalking with a sexual motive, a serious offense that can carry enhanced legal penalties.

The term is critical of the perverse hypocrisy, entitlement, and cowardice of people who insert themselves into the private lives of others — often while pretending to be morally superior or socially righteous.
Example:
“He kept showing up near my apartment, commenting on things he shouldn’t have been able to see — I’m pretty sure he’s a full-blown Fag Watcher.”
by Blare Bitch Project May 3, 2025
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