When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.
Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?
Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning
Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning
by MackZee February 03, 2020
something used to warn people about something that is happening or will happen
when used on the internet, it has an unintended side effect of casting an shield that will block every negative comment about it, because you have been warned
when used on the internet, it has an unintended side effect of casting an shield that will block every negative comment about it, because you have been warned
by someone else thats not u April 08, 2021
something used to warn people about something that is happening or will happen
when used on the internet, it has an unintended side effect of casting an shield that will block every negative comment about it, because you have been warned
when used on the internet, it has an unintended side effect of casting an shield that will block every negative comment about it, because you have been warned
warning
by someone else thats not u April 08, 2021
person: *watches commercial* oooo i should try that some time
commercial: (warning) professional drivers on an enclosed course
person: dammit
commercial: (warning) professional drivers on an enclosed course
person: dammit
by uwu muthertrucker February 23, 2020
A thing that warns you about something. Usually a sign or in some sort of speech, but can be other things too.
by Blah. It's a person June 10, 2020
Hurricane warnings and watches are alerts issued by national weather forecasting bodies to coastal areas threatened by the imminent approach of a tropical cyclone of a tropical storm or hurricane intensity.
Since the hurricane season starts on the 1st of June and ends on the 30th of November shouldn't we be listening for a hurricane warning?
by Benjamin Newell March 04, 2021
We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.