sanchez wake up call

When a man jerks off and cums on his own dick then gives her a mushroom stamp to wake her up.

Her boyfriend gave her a Sanchez wake up call.

by Dos Bros May 8, 2017

waking up tongan

Massive quadriceps.

That blokes legs looks like he's waking up tongan.

by BeerPenguin March 16, 2018

waikiki wake-up call

When Cody Lacy Fucks your dad in front of you and your mom is cheering them once

waikiki wake-up call someone.

by Turd mongler September 5, 2016

Morning Wake Up

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.

Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”

Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"

by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

Wake up

Standard phrase used by conspiracy theorists to exemplify that one who doesn't agree with their paranoid beliefs are dumb.

Conspiracy theorist: Bill gates is going to implant a microchip in us all!!!

Smart person: Claim has already been disproven and the vaccine has been approved of as scientifically safe by the scientists and approved by the government for usage within the populations.

Conspiracy theorist: Don't listen to the gOvErNmEnT fUnDeD sCiEnTiSts! They are paid to lie to us all on behalf of the eViL gOvErNmEnT! wAkE uP sHeEpLe, Go AnD dO yOuR rEsEaRcH!

by UltimateDoge May 2, 2021

wake up

I used the CRAAP test, to identify an article to check and see if it passes the test. The title of the article is,“What is the American Dream? Examples and how to measure it”(Barone). I chose this article because I think it breaks down a detailed review of what ‘The American Dream is.’ Along with this it provides background research, evidence from books, and different perspectives. First I looked at the paragraphs in the article. It has around thirty paragraphs that are all well organized. Bullet points are used to clearly explain certain sections. The article was updated on November 13, 2023. So I know that the information is fairly new, or at least has been reviewed and is suitable to be presented. The information is pretty detailed in the sense that it is concise and understandable. However it is a broad topic and there's room for interpretation. I think this is relevant to what I want to write about because it is a basic outline of how people interrupt ‘The American Dream' in all aspects of li

I used the CRAAP test, to identify an article to check and see if it passes the test. The title of the article is,“What is the American Dream? Examples and how to measure it”(Barone). I chose this article because I think it breaks down a detailed review of what ‘The American Dream is.’ Along with this it provides background research, evidence from books, and different perspectives. First I looked at the paragraphs in the article. It has around thirty paragraphs that are all well organized. Bullet points are used to clearly explain certain sections. The article was updated on November 13, 2023. So I know that the information is fairly new, or at least has been reviewed and is suitable to be presented. The information is pretty detailed in the sense that it is concise and understandable. However it is a broad topic and there's room for interpretation. I think this is relevant to what I want to write about because it is a basic outline of how people interrupt ‘The American Dream' in all aspects of li wake up

by Abcvd January 8, 2024

I don't wake up in the morning for

A sarcastic expression used to communicate veritable nonchalance for a particular activity or thing. This phrase is generally used in conversations aimed at dismantling the positive impact or benefit of saving inconsequential sums of money.

Person 1: Bro, if we hurry and leave for the concert at 7 pm we can get $5 off the price of tickets!

Person 2: Let's take our time and arrive later. I don't wake up in the morning for $5.

by FrenchOnion February 4, 2024